National Grab Ass Day

On August 1st it’s national grab ass day, get prepared to get your ass grabbed

“Hey man did you know today is national grab ass day *grabs ass*”

by Kenz9 August 1, 2022

National Grab Dick Day

On August 31st be sure to grab a mans’ dick to celebrate!

Be sure to let your hoe outta the bag!

On National Grab dick day (two days after national slap ass day) you grab a guys dick to celebrate the holidays!

by Ieatdirtforaliving August 29, 2019

Grab Anything Day

You’re allowed to grab any part of a girl or boy on May 2nd

“Todays May 2nd!”

“Isn’t that national grab anything day?”
“Hell yeah man!”

by SomeoneWhosHere May 1, 2023

Grab Ass Day

every October 30th, you can get a hand for of ass for anybody you want

person A: bro its Grab Ass Day!! person B: I know I'm so hyped I'm going to grab so much ass!!

by Adecider October 12, 2022

Grab ass february

Every year in february u can grab the ass of a male or female during a whole month.

Hey its grab ass february, i can grab ur ass

by Mamacitaa22 January 23, 2020

Jolly grab ass week

In December you can grab as much ass as you want.

Person 1:yo ain’t it jolly grab ass week

Person 2:yeah

by Li rod wave November 30, 2019

National grab dick day

April 12th is national grab dick day so bois protect yoself.

Bro protect your junk, its national grab dick day

by Lil dick boi May 25, 2018