goon lever

A calisthenics move. Doing the front lever with one arm , gooning with the other

Dilan Raja is the goon lever Meister, then he whispers in your ear...

by BigMuscularMan November 18, 2025

Kash Patel flicker gooning

Kash Patel flicker gooning is an extremely niche lethal gooning technique that releases sperm at an unbelievable speeds and dihstance. to perform this gooning technique, you must be a limited edition voter for Trump to obtain this legendary gooing techinque. the only public information is that you must be on Epsteins Island while flicker gooning with bubba's penis in your mouth, and you must also have a car battery wired to both of your twisted testicles.

I was Kash Patel flicker gooning today.

by Dudeman67 November 20, 2025

Goon master

Someone that jerks off so much that they have mastered the art of doing it so fast that no one notices you just jerked off.

I just became a goon master, you didn’t even notice

by B Real 97 November 21, 2025

Astral Gooning

The act of gooning within a dream. If this is during astral projection this could even lead to one performing sexual acts on one’s physical body during projection.

Daryll said he got carried away during astral gooning last night and ended up finishing inside himself

by DreamGooner November 22, 2025

Goon

A man who chooses to create female characters in video games.

Dustin is such a goon, all of his characters in World of Warcraft are females.

by Bilboob Shwaggins November 22, 2025

Goon

A goon is Ed Crossly

This is someone who regularly shits there pants and cry’s on the internet

Ed crossly is a goon

by Ed crossly hater November 25, 2025

Samurai goon

A samurai goon is when you cum from 1 stroke only, like a samurai pulling their sword out and beheading the enemy in a single movement

Because he was so horny, he became the samurai goon grandmaster.

by KnightOfNight November 29, 2025