Goons

Ass(booty)

“Damm she has goons”

by Big pepper June 10, 2018

Opti-goons

Stands for “Optimized Gooners” It’s just a Vrchat group.

“Bro, ever since I joined the Opti-goons in VRChat, my obsession with Kokou went to an unhealthy level.”

by 6Royal99 April 27, 2025

Goon

To make a foolish mistake.

How many times do you goon a day? Around 6-7.

by arch btw #67 September 27, 2025

goon

it used to mean very bad people in a gang and what not. but now it means jerkin off

friend: whaddup bro
other friend: shut up I'm gooning

by haazedd August 12, 2024

Kash Patel flicker gooning

Kash Patel flicker gooning is an extremely niche lethal gooning technique that releases sperm at an unbelievable speeds and dihstance. to perform this gooning technique, you must be a limited edition voter for Trump to obtain this legendary gooing techinque. the only public information is that you must be on Epsteins Island while flicker gooning with bubba's penis in your mouth, and you must also have a car battery wired to both of your twisted testicles.

I was Kash Patel flicker gooning today.

by Dudeman67 November 20, 2025

goon or edge

A slang term used to ask the target whether they prefer to edge their meat or go on gooning sessiond

Hey Alex goon or edge?

by Zesaeit July 11, 2024

goon

some n00b with stupid eyes
some 1 who is hired
hired goon

Ben ***** evans is a hired goon lool

by Steve601 January 1, 2008