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Jit Goblin

A member of the ski group / cultural movement group called "Jiddism"
by Dreyno01 November 14, 2023
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Cock Goblin

(alt. Crotch Goblin) An elected official (often a fascist) who introduces or supports legislation interrogating people's (esp. children's) genitalia while simultaneously removing those people's rights.
Republicans introducing legislation to remove the rights of transgender people are cock goblins.
by CherryTart February 15, 2023
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Grammar Goblin

That one member of your DND party thats always correcting the party or the dm
PC: I'd like to use magic missile
GG: Actually you cant USE magic missile, you cast it
PC: Gee thanks you grammar goblin
by Chedder-cheese May 31, 2022
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[goblin gootch]

a very scary private area on either a boy or girl
brittany's goblin Gootch was to scary for Peter Scateregia although he is a tool it was to unbarable for him
by Mark Rice jr. January 8, 2009
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Goblin of the year award

An award handed out to the current years greatest goblin (chosen by the 5 democratically nominated wisest goblins) during the annual goblin festival, during said festival, multiple other goblin related activites are also usually participated in.
"Yo bro are you going to the goblin festival this year?" - Goblin 1
"Yeah! I hope ill be nominated for the goblin of the year award this time!" -Goblin 2
by Gooblebob Wibber Moop the 4th February 19, 2024
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Slut Goblin

A malicious, mischievous, greedy female who is small and grotesque in manners, yet sexy as fuck. Usually with fake hair, nails, and eyelashes and make-up that look almost cartoonish. Similar to a fuck gremlin. Taking her home will be the best sex you have ever had at the cost of your dishes, and anything else breakable or stealable.
lat night i picked up a slut goblin at the local pub.
by the coyote kid May 18, 2020
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A Goblin

Giving a goblin - is when you massage/rub someone’s anus with the knuckle of your thumb whilst snarling at them viciously.
Last night I gave Jenny a goblin and she loved it!
by BadHandsJeff February 15, 2020
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