Five Jump Chump

A graduate of the U.S. Army Airborne School, and who proudly shows off his Basic Parachutist Wings, but has only limited (or no) airborne experience since Jump School. You must perform five actual jumps to graduate Airborne School, hence the "Five Jump Chump."

Basically, a leg pretending to be an actual paratrooper.

These include soldiers who went to Jump School despite being assigned to non-Airborne billets, soldiers in an Airborne unit who have not made a Combat Jump, or soldiers who have not upgraded their Basic Jump Wings to either Senior or Master Parachutist Wings due to a lack of personal initiative.

The new battalion commander is a dipshit Five Jump Chump who hasn't seen a Drop Zone since he was a fucking lieutenant.

by The Lost Trooper February 04, 2011

five against one

A very one sided but none-the-less enjoyable game of wrestling in which Madame Palm and her five sisters attempt to strangle Kojak . The game ends when you make the bald man cry.

Aren't euphemisms great :)

by cracky March 02, 2003

five fingers to the face

Five fingers to the face or Triple F or FFF is another way of saying or describing that some one is in need of a tone check, a bitch slap or just a reality check.

Hey Scott I see that your friend is in need of a Tone Check, you better deliver five fingers to the face before I do it for you bitch.

by scottkaeding July 08, 2006

Air High-Five

A technique to give someone at a distance a high-five without actually clapping hands. Developed by a Colorado middle school teacher (Señor B)

Señor B gave his student in the back of the class an air high-five for getting the right answer.

by SeñorHighFive April 13, 2020

five to three girl

the type of girl u pick up in a night club just before it shuts out of desperation because all the nice girls r taken or fucked u off

come here fatty and get some loving or go home alone ie five to three girl

by hinge 81 October 12, 2008

Five across the eye

all five finger being slapped across some ones eye. no matter if it is left or right.

"If you keep talking back i'll give you five across the eye!"

by Revan Ecks August 12, 2006

buck o' five

The price of freedom

If you don't throw in your buck o' five, who will? Freedom costs a buck o' five.

by Martyisruling November 13, 2007