Cannon Event

A necessary life event that is typically painful

Cringy teenage fashion choices is a Cannon Event.

by Taeble salt January 26, 2026

Windows Event Viewer

Windows Event Viewer is like a crystal ball - in most cases, supposed technicians will ask you to check it, but the errors rarely tell you anything, ESPECIALLY if it's hardware related. The only time it ever helps you is to get other people that think they know what they're doing to slam your question into ChatGPT.

It's usually the result of the "technicians" having a CompTIA certification specifically so that they can earn money -- not because they understand the software or hardware.

Please check your Windows Event Viewer so that we can see what might be causing the problem.

by Doge 2.0 February 16, 2026

Lavender Evening

It's when frank :quicks49Finger: a field of lavender while searching urban dictionary for nasty shit to post around twitch

Damn dude, He's doing another lavender evening? Wild.

by NotQuick May 13, 2025

good evening

A greeting you might use in the evening (18:00 until 23:59).

Good evening.

by Siririba July 10, 2025

good evening

A greeting you might use in the evening (18:00 until 23:59).

Good evening.

by Çwçwçwçwçw July 31, 2025

good evening

A greeting you might use in the evening.

Good evening.

by Ñwñwñwñwñwñw August 4, 2025

Acidjazzed evening

A chip module by Janne Suni (Tempest as handle) that won the oldskool music competition in Assembly demoparty in 2000. The reason why it is famous for the fact that Timbaland plagiarized the SID cover of the song for the "Do it" by Nelly Furtado. (maybe also because of HHgregg Chrismas in July ad)

Person one (yeah I got really lazy): Holy shit this chip is good what is it called?\
Person two: It's Acidjazzed Evening by tempest.

by 933 August 22, 2025