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If I Was Drinking Milk

Derives from when a person is drinking milk and someone says something so funny the person consuming the milk cannot help but laugh whilst drinking. The cause of this is milk to go flying everywhere.

Normally expressed on online chats when some one quotes a horrificly funny and well timed joke. Such as Typing Leroy Jenkins Whilst charging your whole army at your opponent in a total war game (TW).
Person A tell's a hysterical joke.

Person B: If I was Drinking Milk right now....
by Papa C 617 October 6, 2011
mugGet the If I Was Drinking Milkmug.

Phil Collins (drink)

Put about 8 oz of fresh human semen, 2 oz of Parfait Amour and some ice in a shaker. Shake until frothy. If possible, stir with erect male genitalia and pour into a Collins glass. Garnish with male pubic hair. Best served while listening to awful music.
”I’m done man, just give me a Phil Collins (drink). Hold the cheese. What I’m gonna do in the toilet will solve all my problems. Sorry about the bloody mess in advance. One just doesn’t voluntarily listen to Phil Collins without some kinda death wish...”
by LoydMongo January 9, 2019
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Drink booty sweat

Not good, to suck, blow, or do absolutely terrible.
Damn brah you drink major booty sweat at mw2!

You're playing like shit out there on the field today.. Did you drink booty sweat for breakfast or something?
by bootysweat22222 August 2, 2011
mugGet the Drink booty sweatmug.

Drink, Finnish Style

A method of drinking (especially practised while travelling to foreign countries) whereby boastful claims of drinking prowess are made followed by challenges with anyone who happens to be at the bar (or by oneself). This is then repeated for around half an hour before passing out over a small fence projectile vomiting and, when carried home, defecating in a small bin in your bedroom.
Finnish style drinker: "Finns can drink more than any of you; we can drink more than whales!"
Everyone else: "We believe you."
Finnish style drinker: "You don't believe me? Watch! This is how you drink, Finnish style!"
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Finnish style drinker: "*Huuuurgh*...*Hurrgh*...ow, my face."
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Finnish style drinker:"I had a dream last night that I really needed a shit...but then I was fine"
by LDNdrinker April 27, 2010
mugGet the Drink, Finnish Stylemug.

Drinking poisoned water

To be a politician, corrupt to the core, simply because you live in the swamp and don't know any better.
Nancy Pelosi is drinking poisoned water, has been, actually, her entire life. She is so corrupt she isn't interested in anything but her own advancement.
by Sexydimma January 18, 2022
mugGet the Drinking poisoned watermug.

nice drink of water

I couldn't keep my eyes off the receptionist-- red haired, friendly, and built, she was a nice drink of water in an otherwise drab environment.
by medullacortex January 8, 2014
mugGet the nice drink of watermug.

Drinking the chug jug

Drinking the chug jug - when you eat out your girl on the toilet while she's taking a poop.

The female equivalent of bumpkins definition #7.
Boy 1: Hey, are you considering drinking the chug jug.
Boy 2: NO, that's disgusting.
Girl: You can drink my chug jug.
by fagglord October 4, 2018
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