Sloppy Dallas

The act of giving a blow job while having dip in your mouth.

“Hey Bob, do you want me to give you a sloppy Dallas to cheer you up?”

“No dude, that’s gay”

by SvendBent October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

when a person proforms fellatio on their partner with a pinch of longcut chewing tobacco in. Using the chewing tobacco spit or "dip spit" as lubrication.

"bro last night Stacy gave me a sloppy Dallas, I was buzzing so hard when I nutted I almost passed out."

by joe dohn October 15, 2020

Dallas

She’s a bitch, arrogant, rude, and maybe just a little plain old stupid. Dallas’s love to act all innocent as if they don’t ever do anything wrong to anybody, but in reality she is the biggest threat to your mental and physical wellbeing. Her eyes and slightly elegant style draw you in and by the time you realize she isn’t even worth your time or attention it’s already too late. She’s taken your soul and your happiness to utilize on herself only. And when she isn’t interested in your attention, she’ll cheat, lie, party, start playing games with you, or just straight up start abusing you when she doesn’t have her upmost desires met. She really isn’t as nice of a person as you’re going to be led to believe. It’s heartbreak in its purest most potent form. Avoid these chicks named Dallas if you want to keep your personal sanity.

Dallas is a rude overly arrogant and selfish piece of trash who spends 6 hours a day on makeup and hair routines that don’t fix a damn bit of that ugly problem.

by Nyhillbilly420 January 8, 2024

Sloppy dallas

When a person gives oral sex with a mouth full of chewing tobacco which leads to your genitals looking like a turd with lawn clippings

“Dude last night my cousin gave me the best sloppy Dallas I’ve ever had!”

by Suckymypeeny October 15, 2020

Dalla

Dalla is an urdu origin word, which means Whoremaster/ a cunt who produces whores. He then Fucks the whores until all he can jizz is dust. Then the whores team up and slap the dong around until it fall off.

Jake the pussy paul is a dalla

by Cre4tor February 2, 2021

sloppy dallas

When someone gives a guy a blowjob with a fat ass lip in. If you don’t know what a fat ass lip is. It’s dip.

Hey baby I got some Grizzly Wintergreen for you and I expect a Sloppy Dallas tonight.

by Ceiling tittie October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

A blowjob being given with a mouthful of dip.

B - "You want me to give you a sloppy dallas?"
S - "All the dip spit that would get on your shaft, brother..."
MN- "It would look like a f@#kin' turd..."

B - "It would look like f@#kin' lawn clippings on your shaft..."
S - "Thinking about it is makin' me horny..."
MN - "A sloppy dallas, that's so great... it's so perfect..."

by Dooobra October 15, 2020