Brown Cow

the act of shitting on a person's chest and/ or face and "moo" like a cow

Paula: "What's a 'Brown Cow'?"

Dean: *pfft* "MOO!"

by JKitsLUCAS April 17, 2011

milked the cow

(v.) Past-tense of milking the cow.

This person has milked the cow enough, now we shall reduce thier pay.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

Cow town

The town of Windsor, NY, near Binghamton, NY. Basically a big town of full of farms and cows. All the the cool kids are calling it Cow Town these days.

Where do you live?
In Cow Town.
Oh so you go to Windsor High School.

by Valley Cheer x3 October 19, 2009

Dirty cow

while giving anal to a female you pull out your penis and there should be shit on it. you take off a piece of shit then continue giving anal. then you put the piece of shit into her mouth which will most probably cause her to make funny cow like noises.

dude i just gave that chick a dirty cow

by youngmc123 November 15, 2010

Fat Cow

Although neither of these words are swear words, combined they form the most insulting term for women in the English language. Interestingly it is not illegal to call someone a fat cow, though among English people it is an extremely taboo insult.

An Employer to me: You...can't...CALL someone..."a fat cow" I mean, what do you think this is?! a game?

Police: No Further Action

End result: I lost my job

by deadlygamesman March 9, 2019

Grandpa Cow

n. the tyoe of grandparent that every grandkid gets excited about going to visit; he plays guitar; he owns lots of instruments; he owns lots of animals; he had a childhood friend who mispronounced his name (Kyle) as "cow"; and he has a strange ability to make coke cans stick to his forhead.

Jack: "I have to go visit my grandparents this weekend, its going to suck."

Daphne: "Bummer dude. I love hanging out with my grandpa. He is a total grandpa cow!"

Jack: "I'm so jealous."

by jcterry53 November 27, 2009

Purple Cow

Purple cow. A old crematic figure on my grandma's dresser that I took out of her room since she past away.

Really what else can a purple cow mean. You prevers type individuals. Also learn how to work a door knob when opening doors

by Master of Madness July 22, 2018