cooking brisket

when someone farts

“ewww who’s cooking brisket” (who just farted)

by caspercue July 23, 2021

Cook

Destroy

Ben: I bet $100 I’ll win this round!

Jayshaun: Man stfuu I’ll cook you.

by Xoxopluto July 23, 2021

cooking brisket

when someone farts and it smells like brisket

“gross who’s cooking brisket”

by caspercue July 24, 2021

Slow Cook

To be misleading to someone by being nice to their face just to make fun of them behind their back.

Why are you talking to that weird kid?

Naw I’m just trynna slow cook him.

by Skoodiloo Child September 20, 2021

Olivia cook

olivua cook is a bratty pick me girl who loves fidgets and thinks she is all that

Boy: hey why is that girl so annoying
boy:oh thats olivia cook

by Draco...simp September 29, 2021

Cooked

Someone who has fried their brain due to methamphetamine usage

Man that bitch is COOKED she needs a sandwich and a nap.

by KrashBandiKoot1453 June 2, 2021

Cooking the Kitty

Feminine or neutral term originated in the south US, in Florida: Referring to anything/anyone extremely arousing. May be sexual arousal or any intense biological reactions to external stimuli.

“You’re so hot, you’re cookin’ the kitty!”

“Anne Roquelaure erotica was written in the 70’s, but it’s still so hot it cooks my kitty!”

Adversely, “Freezing the kitty” or “Cooling the cat”. This phrase is used adversely to “Cooking the kitty”. Any noun or verb that has arousal of negative reactions.

“Women in my book-club think, “50 Shades of Grey“ is so hot, but it’s a dumb manual on how not to do kink. It freezes my kitty so hard it would take a blowtorch to warm it back up,”.

by SoFlorida June 4, 2021