Fire the cannon

to fart on the toilet
to fart loudly in a place that will create an echo

Honey what are you doing in there? "I had to fire the cannon"

by Embrey April 4, 2010

Doing a Connor.

A guy that treats a girl with no respect.
slightly homosexual qualities and is often found to be singing Elton John (badly)

often lies and sometimes smells very bad.

usually comes with a white afro, spotty face and bad choice of clothes.

social reject! and very very unattractive.

EXAMPLE 1 *

girl 1: WOAH, why is that girl crying?

girl 2: that guy messed her around!

girl 1: how? :S
girl 2: he was Doing a Connor.

EXAMPLE 2 *
guy 1: hey dude, last night i totally did a connor!

guy 2: omg! how?

guy 1: I got paraletic from 2 beers, got my moobs out, tried to get with a girl that was way out of my league and I sang Elton John really badly.

guy1: FAIL.

DOING A CONNOR!!

by Meggisamazinggg!!! May 25, 2010

(to) Kit Connor

To speculate about someone's sexuality or accuse them of queerbaiting to the point where they are forced to come out earlier than they were comfortable with.

"Did you see Jenna Ortega point at herself after seeing that lesbian flag? Its so obvious she's a lesbian. She really needs to come out or she'll get called a queerbaiter."

"Stop trying (to) Kit Connor her."

by Ghhshahshiiaiajj December 4, 2022

Connor

An awesome tall guy who prefers iPhone over android and likes soda and tv. He knows a lot of martial arts like karate, tae Kwon do, ju jitsu, moi tae, pretty much everything. Has brown hair and green eyes with a goofy but loving and caring personality. His hair is freaking long and wears glasses. If u are a Connor, you have most likely dated a wonderful blonde girl who is just like you and known since kindergarten. Connor will listen to you through everything you say if its not chores related. If you ever date or know a Connor (I'm a guy and this definition is on me LOL) then don't break his heart like the blonde girl just like him. If you know a Connor, don't make him mad or he will go karate kid on your ass (if you are a boy). The complete essence and era of awesome and coolness.

*connor walks over to his buddy group when they are felling crappy* sup guys, what's wrong?

Oh hey Connor. We just found out that Nathan's pet just died.

Aw man that sucks.
Well he did have bad hips.
He is in a better place where he has no displeasing and comfort forever

Wow Connor. I never know you liked animals
.

Are you kidding? Why else would I offer to take care of your guys' pets? I have a dog and cat and they are the nicest animals ever.

My dog loves tennis balls. You could say he is BALListic.

*everyone starts laughing their heads off*

You are the best, Connor!

by Ronnocwwefan April 22, 2013

Noob cannon

Noob cannon Using a auto shoty in any game. Usualy an FPS game. Noob cannon usualy contains no reecoil and blast BB's everywhere. The noob is very unaware, and is ufraid of putting his noob cannon down.

Non Noob: Put down your noob cannon noob..

Noob: The desert eagle is the noob cannon dummy!

Non Noob: what ever floats your boat noob.

by Non noob420 October 26, 2009

ass cannon

So one person takes a really huge hit off the bong and holds the hit in. He then goes over to the other person, who is lying on the floor with their ass in the air, and blows the smoke into his ass. The second person then farts the smoke back into the first person's face who then proceeds to huff it hard. This requires an air-tight seal from lip-to-lip (lips to asshole). This technique is popular in prisons utilizing crystal meth, and both people involved get blazed as fuck.

Dude, do you want an ass cannon?

Yeah man, ass cannon me quick!

by TheOneCleanHippie October 31, 2011

12-Year-Old Meme Connoisseur

Only the greatest of meme viewers. Decides, only using deductive reasoning, that the greatest of all memes, such as Harambe, "covfefe" and Hitler / Anti-Semitic memes, are to his / her liking. One only views these on true websites made for memes, or as they call it, "memesites". These so-called "memesites" include Instagram, Facebook and Snapchat.

"Hey boy, why are you trespassing on my property?" "I'm a 12-Year-Old Meme Connoisseur. You shan't talk to me in that manner" "I am very sorry sir, I did not know."

by Chickenwob April 21, 2018