Palestinian alarm clock

Slang for time bomb

Peter: this thing is useless, just like my Palestinian alarm clock

*Flashback*:
*Palestinian alarm starts ringing: "ALLAHU AKBAR (followed by a literal explosion)

by Diego_Brando March 26, 2024

Moan a clock

When a gf/bf moans at any time of the day

Hey bobby whats wrong dude. Gf is on one again every minute today. Sounds like it's moan a clock man

by Hiarcs July 17, 2015

Shades O' Clock

Shades O' Clock: The point in time where one has been up for so long that all light one comes in contact with is nearly blinding... Simply meaning its time to put on the sunglasses. Non doucey, completely understandable to someone that parties hardy.

Dude, the suns coming up! It's definitely Shades O' Clock.

by OnlyPeopleWhoParty December 3, 2014

UFO Alarm Clock

This knee charmer is often found in unique individuals with ties to super rich secret submarine service. Although known in military jargon as “foreign objects“, emergency surgery usually unearths armament shrapnel and pieces of snooze buttons from top quality alarm clocks. Still as mysterious as jimmy Hoffa’s disappearance, this enigma of a titillating experience is easily summarized as suspenseful supreme “pop” sensation and not for the feeble mortal, a UFO Alarm Clock is like kryptonite to Superman. If you ever run into someone who has experienced the rare UFO alarm clock, feel free to gift them only the best sour beers for a speedy recovery!

“Hey John, I heard about that UFO Alarm Clock”, you good bro?”

“Yeah man, nothing a good Sour Brew can’t fix”

by Torsiondrummer July 29, 2020

Lock or get clocked

Get it together or fumble

Yo bro you gotta lock or get clocked my guy.

by BibloSwaggins April 21, 2025

Clocked your Tea

Accusing someone of something you know they did.

R: OMG, there's a polaroid missing from your wall, you should fill the gap with another picture.
A: Girlllll, I know you stole it.

R: :o
A: Clocked your tea.

by clockedmytea April 6, 2025

Jump The Clock

To be late on attendance

You jumped the clock, don't do it again.

If you jump the clock again, we'll have to fire you

by SauceMilliken July 31, 2017