taller in a chair

When a person's fat ass is so fuckin' gigantic that they're taller sitting than standing. A person whose ass is thicker than six Tokyo phonebooks.
(a.k.a. - "taller sitting.")

Ms. Bertha is so damn gigantic that she's two inches taller in a chair than she is when she's standing;
assuming the chair doesn't collapse.

by Goofnut November 19, 2023

The Chair Standard

The amount of time it takes for gently used office chairs to be spoken for after an email is sent to accounting office staff announcing the chairs are available for exchange. Approximately 15 minutes per dozen chairs. Krispy Kreme donut standard is 1 hour per dozen.

The Krispy Kreme donuts don't meet the Chair standard.

by Athos2 November 10, 2021

spin the big chair

To spend late evenings in a cosy cafe or coffeehouse with ambient music--notably adult alternative music. From the lyrics of Snow Patrol's 2007 song "Shut Your Eyes," a tune that epitomizes the mellow, late-night vibe.

On Monday night I often 'spin the big chair' at a local cybercafe.

by sidtierney October 21, 2009

Reclining Chair

A woman getting railed from behind wile performing cunnilingus a woman reclining in front of her. Not to be confused with an Effie Tower or Spit Roasting

I let my bestie know I’d like her to assume the reclining chair position so I can eat her pussy while receiving penetration from behind.

by Funsies September 15, 2025

Bárány chair

A medical device used to diagnose and treat disorders of the inner ear and balance system.

The Bárány chair also rotates, meaning that I want a disorder in my inner ear.

by Overall1728 September 24, 2023

Chair

One who you find insulting or disturbing.

When someone is invincible, you can call them a chair.

Def #1:

Hey, see that creep over there?
Yeah, man, what a chair!
Def #2:
I keep trying to kill this guy but I can’t. He’s a chair.

by BobAintRealGuys May 15, 2022

Cincinnati Cuck Chair

When a husband is sitting in a hotel cuck chair and his wife is being banged on top of him in the chair.

Did you hear about Kevin? His wife made him a Cincinnati Cuck Chair last night. I think they’re in a open relationship.

by HOWYADOIN April 30, 2025