crotch cricket

A standard pager device, circa 1992.

I still can't believe you carry a crotch cricket. What do you work for the mob?

by novkayt October 20, 2010

Queen Cricker

Methed out 17 year old sluts who fuck other people's husbands...and then try to convince everyone that you can turn a whore into a housewife. Home wrecker, stupid bitch and scummy cunt are also good definitions.

No better example than the queen cricker herself, Tracy Freeze.

by agentjojobear October 2, 2011

Street Cricket

A person who lives in an urban area who does things just to draw attention.

Raquim: Yo, did u hear that Raul shot up 6th street?
Jamaal: Yeah, Raul is such a street cricket.

by Iwasick October 7, 2013

puddy cricket

A cricket and/or crickets that live deep down in the puddy of your toilet. Some say if you sit on the toilet a little too long that a puddy cricket will crawl up into your ass. They will nest in your butt hole.

"Hey there son don't sit on the toilet too long because a puddy cricket might crawl on up there and munch on your dinkle berries!"

by Alowishus10 February 19, 2014

jimety cricked fucked

The act of being mentally analy raped because you fucked up so bad that you couldn't come up with those 36 dollars

We're jimety cricked fucked if we don't come up with those 36 dollars

by TheBlackWhiteGuy November 9, 2014

curb cricket

A female resembling a crack whore who hangs out along the street side, usually in seedy to middle and upper class neighborhoods, begging for attention, more than likely through munchausin syndrome, also molestation and/ or being born in Orange County and surrounding areas in California. She is willing to do anything to further her social standings including sexual favors, lieing, snitching, stealing etc.

Person 1~ " So what happened with you and your ex?"
Me~" She turned out to be a curb cricket just like the rest of them!"

by The Few June 6, 2014

Cave Cricket

n/v. Femal in connotation. A girl that you would never contact during daylight hours. She is someone you meet up with late at night typically past 2am as a last resort because you know a cave cricket is nocturnal, out and about, and down. The ultimate goal
when soliciting a cave cricket is to mate. Not seen
Or heard from during day night hours. Night night.

Jersey origins.

Synonyms - whore

Yo bro, it's 3am...who you texting? Oh must be that cave cricket.

by PaulGold August 4, 2014