The Cancer

1. A slang or slang-like term for any malignant growth or tumor caused by abnormal and uncontrolled cell division(Cancer) "the" is useally left out of the word leaving just "cancer". It is now used in a humorous way to make fun of cancer in some way, or just be silly.

2. A person who is born and has the astrological sign of "cancer"(the crab). Guys who ask for girls "signs" are typically losers who don't useally get with girls. Their lame attempt at communication with the said girl is useally ended upon her request. If it doesn't the police useally get involved, and the loser's night is spent in jail, rather then with the girl.

A.
Example 1)
Guy # 1: Hey man what do you think this tumor is?
Guy # 2: Dude I think its the cancer

Example 2)
Girl : I think I got the cancer, damn!

B.
Dude # 1 : Hey you see that sweet girl last night?
Dude # 2: see her? I banged the cancer last night
Dude # 1: No you didn't you pussy
Dude # 2: yeah your right...It was in my dream, I never banged anyone...

by Nodako March 13, 2008

Cancermocking

To shave your head bald
OR
To shave your head bald when told not to by someone with cancer, just so you can piss them off.

-Dude! You are a total dick!
--Why?
-Because you are cancermocking
OR
-Will just shaved his head!
--Why?
-Because he is Cancermocking.

by SCOTCHGUARD69 May 18, 2007

cancer

The definitions for white people on this site

Ugh those uneducated SJWs posting cancer don't realize what a double standard is

by Sycoperson May 19, 2016

CANCER

A group of guys that are so ILL and do what ever they want. They'll steal your wife, girlfriend and ruin your life while bettering their own. They drink bottles of vodka like water every night and there is no stopping them

I got so CANCER shat last night that I ended up fucking my friends brothers girlfriend with another dude at the same time.

by BLAIDEL August 14, 2006

Cancer zodiac

I think so cancers are very rude and self centered other than that they are very beautiful and kind

Boy 1:She so rude but sooo cute
Boy 2:Yea her zodiac is cancer zodiac

by Oopalumpa June 11, 2021

canceraids

This is another term for someone with cancer and aids at the same time.

: Dude, I think i got canceraids.

: What the hell's canceraids?

by Wizard,. May 18, 2011

anal lung cancer

A disease affecting the anal lung canals, caused by someone sucking up to you too much

Wow man, your '85 Chevy Citation is the nicest car on the block! Do you think you could lend me 10 dawlers?
Quite blowing smoke up my ass, you're gonna give me anal lung cancer

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 3, 2004