satchel butter

A man's cum; semen.

"Hey Dave, what did you do last night?"

"Tara came over and wanted to be glazed like a donut, so I painted her face with every ounce of satchel butter I had in my ball bag."

by Drunken38 July 5, 2019

Mustard Butter

Semen after a long period of time without ejaculating - begins to coagulate and develop a yellowish tint.

After "No Nut November" I'm going to cover my girlfriend's back burger with my mustard butter.

by Mustard Butters November 22, 2019

ball buttering

After shaving the scrotum. To apply moisturizer - Ball Buttering

Steve has a Ball Buttering each morning ensuring a smooth and supple scrotum.

by SteBathboy December 8, 2019

Butter Chum

One of the rarest forms of life in the universe, only found in the sensual fingers of Emperor Pipeline

“Dude, Kylo Ren was too cute, I butter chummed in my pants.”

by God the second December 22, 2019

Peanut butter

A pasty jar of Shelly boi's that are sadly crushed to their death to make a delicious snack. You can but it on bread but not celery because well... that's just plain weird

the peanut butter was used to get me out of the railing

by MEMELORDLEROY April 22, 2019

emulated butter

Another way to refer to cum.

Aww man, Noah just got drenched in emulated butter. Thats gnarly dude!

by Pengyus April 23, 2019

Butter juice

The liquidation of butter.

Karima splashed butter juice in her face

by EOCuv crebpq pu May 1, 2019