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ultra bro 

Rumoured to be of existance, they surpass the super bro

Rarely seen in the same group, if 3 or more ultra bro's are within the same 1km radius, ground shakes, it rains tobacco & WRX parts

Ultra bro's can deflect bro explosion attack by returning masses of stupid results, only the 4 unit maths students have chance to defeat them by launching conics and calculus equations

They have an amazing dozen word vocabulary, have an amazing concetration span of 15 minutes

The existance of ultra bro's is evident, as destroyed letter boxes with sticks as a signiture of ultra bro's in the area
standard nerd: 2x + 3x = 5x
standard bro: *bro explosion*
ultra bro: WTF BRO! YULLAHHHHHHHHHHH
standard nerd: *explode*
4 unit student: (p*(1-x/(b-a))+(q*(1-[k)^2+p*(1-(1-k)^2) )*x/(b-a),
ultra bro: *explosion*
ultra bro by LaRgO December 2, 2004
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the most sacred bro-ship between bros the love bro level is just induvious but in like a total opposite of gay way
ME and my bro man just chilled back yesterday
Bro man by j _wo March 22, 2009

Gaddafi Bro 

An alternative to "Get at me bro!"

'Get at me' can sound like Gaddafi, hence the origin of this definition
"Jim your such a loser"

"Gaddafi bro!"
Gaddafi Bro by ChanG1JoshDow September 8, 2011

Bro Mitzvah 

An African American male's coming of age ceremony. Celebrated at the thirteenth birthday. The young man will memorize negro hymns, celebrate the history of fellow African American males that have impacted history,and learn and memorize a hymn, poet or speech of a famous African American male in history. The young man will now be responsible for his actions and will pledge to follow the ten commandments.
We had a great time at Giovanni's bro mitzvah, I loved the way he sang the negro national anthem.
Bro Mitzvah by Tee Adams June 10, 2017

Not Cool Bro!! 

The phrase of choice of a very loud Armenian male population, especially from Glendale, CA when they disapprove of anything not to thier satisfaction. Normally said in a very loud, booming voice with a rolling 'rrr'. This phrase is used mostly in driving situations where the all too perfect Armenian driving style has been disrupted in some way.
Shouting from his driver' side window - "Hey BRO! Not Cool Bro! Why you make lane change my lane when you KNOW I coming BRO!?? NOT COOL BRO!!".

You madden? bro 

A sarcastic question asked to someone, while playing the video game madden, who is obviously mad.
Guy #1: Stop doing onside kicks and long passes you pussy.
Guy #2: You madden? bro
You madden? bro by A147 September 6, 2011

Superman That Bro 

When you pretend to swallow a load of jizz, then wait till your man is asleepin' and spit it on his back. Attach sheet and away dat fucker goes........!!!!
Dude, last night was great. He jizzed in my mouth and I saved that shit so I could superman that bro.. Haha sucks bitch.