National blowjob day

National blowjob day is a unofficial holiday and is on 5th of January, it’s a rough world and should not be begged and just respected.

It was jan 5th and michaels girl just copped a shot in the mouth when she woke up on national blowjob day.

by Ricky c to the c January 4, 2022

Blowjob

Blowjob till it turn cream

Cream blowjob

by Dominicanodealla May 15, 2022

Yeti blowjob

When you suck a fat guys dick with hairy white pubs

I gave my sugar a nice yeti blowjob last night

by Roseballs June 1, 2022

Goblet Blowjob

When you suck a dick in the middle of a deep squat.

I couldn't get my squat form right, until I tried the goblet blowjob.

by Banana Boom December 18, 2021

Barbed wire Blowjob

When a girl with braces has a siezure while giving you a blowjob

Guy1: yeah this girl with braces was giving me head and then had a siezure ripping my dick apart
Guy2: damn bro you got a barbed wire blowjob

by Primitivebean March 15, 2022

blowjob

when a man gets you all naked and hot and they bend down and they suck and blow

jack gave John a huge fucking blowjob

by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022

Blowjob

Something that people on urban dictionary will give false yet reasonable definitions so that other people who are new to urban dictionary will use it in the wrong context ( which to be fair is kinda funny )

Yo, jake just told me that the neighbors are offering 20 pounds if you will give them a blowjob

by Noo0bMaster69 December 7, 2020