Chainsaw Blowjob

Getting Head from somebody with braces to the point of multiple instances of skin catching.

Hey man, i just got a Chainsaw Blowjob and i don't think i'll ever fully recover.

by JesterRP May 5, 2022

Blowjob

Putting a dick on your mouth and sucking it until it cums.

Boss: So this is your schedule. Lunch break 1-2, blowjob time at 2:30...
Secretary: Excuse me?
Boss: Yes, your salary includes giving me a daily blowjob, if i cum that’s $20 dollars more and if it turns into sex just prey I have a condom because I’ll fuck you hard.

by cumqueenmoan May 2, 2021

National Blowjob Day

National Blowjob Day(July 9th) - Your significant other has to give you a blowjob

John - Hey honey it’s National Blowjob Day

Sarah - Ok (proceeds to get on knees)

by Jake Lovely July 9, 2024

Blowjob

Sucking the life out of a guy through there dick

Ashley gave me a blowjob she sucked the life out of me

by Number2lazer March 1, 2021

Australian blowjob

To receive a blowjob while simultaneously being punched repeatedly in the balls in a speedbag fashion.

Guy: Sarah must be related to Ali, she just gave me the best Australian blowjob ever!

by Legen dairy July 13, 2022

Al Dente Blowjob

A blowjob with a pleasurable amount of teeth

Joe’s girlfriend gave him an al dente blowjob last night

by Anonymous grifting June 30, 2025

Joshane-blowjobs

This is a blowjob invented by Joshane Emmanuel Asis. it involves blowjobbing the joshane way.

Lets do this joshane-blowjobs!

by Joshane Emmanuel Asis April 10, 2024