bad blowjob

When an experience that should be exquisite turns out to be unpleasant.

"I went and saw the Replacements, but they were so drunk they couldn't finish a song."
"That's a bad blowjob."

bad blowjob by Henry Flower October 26, 2007

Alaskan Blowjob

When placing Goldbond Medicated Footpowder on one's Penis and Testicles. This could also be followed by a hot shower.

We all decided to give ourselves Alaskan Blowjobs last night to celebrate our win.

Alaskan Blowjob by Chesterfield Mcfistacuffs October 29, 2010

The Blowjob Queen 

This is the term of a friend, that everyone has, that gets down on her knees way too much for her own health. AT first looking for love in the wrong places, she now just has fun doing it. Although, you probably don't understand why. But why does it matter? She gets you beer by getting down and suckin off a hard one and she has house parties and thats all you need, so keep on blowing blowjob queen.

1. Yo my friend Jenn Jean is a blowjob queen!
2. Matt:"Jenn Jean the blowjob queen!"
jenn: "SHUT UP!"
Matt:"sorry my bad, jenn jean the fucking machine."

The Blowjob Queen by DG4TBQ June 16, 2009

blowjob lisp 

A Homosexual speech impedimentlisp. A way to recognize a Homosexual by there flaming lisp.

That man has a blowjob lisp he must be a homosexual.

blowjob lisp by Purple Mushroom December 21, 2006

Blowjob 

When someone lets someone else put their dick in their mouth.

Billy gave his girlfriend a blowjob.
(because not everyone with a penis is a boy, and not everyone with a vagina is a girl)

Blowjob by He who hates heteronormativity January 11, 2015

California Blowjob 

The act of opening ones urethra and blowing inside.

It ended with her giving me a california blowjob.

California Blowjob by Lube Guyballer February 27, 2010

blowjob 

The process of blowing something.

Wow, that baby is giving that dandelion a serious blowjob

blowjob by Manishguy March 8, 2005