touching base

to have sex with your girlfriend or wife, instead of other girls you can associate with

John: Hey Tony, why isn't Alex at the party with all the sorority girls?

Tony: He's touching base.

John: That's too bad.

by Wong Man September 7, 2009

Bashed

Hardcore talked shit to. Belittling to the fullest extent.

I'm sick being bashed all the time. All you do is talk shit

by Legitchick August 12, 2015

28th base

When I chick is giving you head on her hands and knees, while you reach over her back and under her fisting her cunt and ass. Also, you both have to be crying, virgins, and extremely closely related. It also helps if you wear hats.

28th base.....Someone add 29th base and keep this going!

by 666xKevinx666 March 29, 2008

10th base

10th base is simple. It comes after 9th base, which is anal sex whilst strangling the person, so therefore 10th base is simply death. However, You have the option to have sex with the dead body or just leave it.

"Hey mate, u won't believe it but I finally got there..10th base action last night"

"Omg, trevor, I was joking. You just killed someone"

"Shit"

by Jacob69Amsterdam May 7, 2007

2nd base

The shiny (sometimes a little dusty) white square used as a marker in a baseball field.

"Did you hear that Mike and Rachel got to 2nd base yesterday?"
"No way! They were playing baseball yesterday?"

by Tavis September 12, 2006

base face

A girl that wears WAY TOO MUCH FOUNDATION. Her face is 3 shades lighter or darker then her natural color. These girls generally have a streak of base that ends at the jaw bone. Side effects are orange streaks around the neck of shirts. They are generally under the impression that you think they have nice skin.
Gothic girls and fluff chicks make up the general population.

Denise Anne is such a base face, she got makeup on my shirt when she hugged me.

by JennyO March 17, 2009

baked bread feet

When obese woman who have fat in the cankle/foot area where pumps or any strap shoe and the fat is squeezed between the opening of the shoe. Generally very unpleasant to view. It looks as if bread does after it is baked. Hence the name.

*also see cankle
I'm suddenly not in the mood for bread after seeing her baked bread feet

by ... April 25, 2005