Noun: Cured meat from the back or sides of a Las Vegas piggy. Only served during the morning hours at a hotel's all you can eat buffet, two pieces to a plate, cooked so the inner fatty strip curls them into delicious goodness that wraps around your tongue. Usually greasy, so after eating it, you end up with a slime around your mouth & nose, so your girlfriend won't kiss you afterwards.
Goes well with a side of strip clubs & gambling.
Goes well with a side of strip clubs & gambling.
by LosVeggas November 14, 2011
Get the Vegas Baconmug. Wet pussy. Nothing is more simple. Comes from the idea that pussy lips look like bacon and when wet, they look greasy. Therefore, by turning a girl on, she has greasy bacon
Damn man I was touchin' my girl in all the right places." "I heard she gets her pussy nice and wet." "Yea, she gets that greasy bacon.
by The Baconator222 July 6, 2010
Get the Greasy Baconmug. A discreet way in which to tell someone who do not give a shit about what they are saying, and in fact can't believe they are saying it all.
Boring person: I bought some Jeff Banks boxers today!
Normal person: Did ya mate? I had a fucking bacon and egg this morning!
This could be followed by others saying: oh dear mate, you've just been bacon and egged!
Can be reinforced with actions such as those that imitate a bazuka, catapult etc firing bacon and egg at them.
Normal person: Did ya mate? I had a fucking bacon and egg this morning!
This could be followed by others saying: oh dear mate, you've just been bacon and egged!
Can be reinforced with actions such as those that imitate a bazuka, catapult etc firing bacon and egg at them.
by AB123456 June 9, 2011
Get the Bacon and Eggmug. A correction deputy who is pretty clever. He works tons of double shifts. Dates a P.Y.T.
Has to be the dopest D.I.L.F. Needs to have gray hair color. Also needs to know how to text all day, everyday, even while at work. He has to have a SUPER COCK. He needsto be sarcastic and not take himself to seriously, but has to go ballistic over simple silly texts sent by the P.Y.T.
Has to be the dopest D.I.L.F. Needs to have gray hair color. Also needs to know how to text all day, everyday, even while at work. He has to have a SUPER COCK. He needsto be sarcastic and not take himself to seriously, but has to go ballistic over simple silly texts sent by the P.Y.T.
P.Y.T.- "Good morning Silver Fox Stud"
Smart Bacon-"Good morning to you sexy thing"
P.Y.T.-"I miss you"
Smart Bacon"No you don't, your just bored"
P.Y.T. "Don't mock my feelings"
Smart Bacon"Are you INSANE?!?!?!?! Are you falling for me?!?!?!"
P.Y.T "Of course not, Are you falling for me?
Smart Bacon"Of course NOT!
Smart Bacon-"Good morning to you sexy thing"
P.Y.T.-"I miss you"
Smart Bacon"No you don't, your just bored"
P.Y.T. "Don't mock my feelings"
Smart Bacon"Are you INSANE?!?!?!?! Are you falling for me?!?!?!"
P.Y.T "Of course not, Are you falling for me?
Smart Bacon"Of course NOT!
by LeslieM October 30, 2008
Get the Smart Baconmug. by bobbbbbbbbbbb December 14, 2008
Get the Bacon Facemug. by Breezy & panty snapper November 16, 2009
Get the Bacon Nipplemug. putting crispy bacon in potato canon, pointing the canon up the another person's ass and shooting it up the person's anus.
by William "Cock Slap Bass" Murderface August 2, 2007
Get the bacon blastermug.