working the dm

When you message a girl on Instagram trying to smash

Yo bro i was sliding in this girls Dm’s now she wants to smash, I love working the dm

by Baby groot December 17, 2017

Work colleague

A super best forever friend

Kathy and Aaron are work colleagues

by A-Raw August 17, 2018

work twin

A person who started working at a company on the same day you did. These are people with which you feel a specific type of kinship because you came into this (work) world on the same day.

James and I are work twins. We both started working at Initech on the same day seven years ago.

by Mydaho October 24, 2017

No Work Minute

The minute in every twelve hour period (on a 12-hour clock) where work cannot be found.

Thought to have originated with 404.

Management was not pleased to discover that the no work minute had made its way into the office building, but what else could we do every day at four minutes after four; there was no work to be found after all.

by Kapelteta February 4, 2010

WORK SPECTATING

When you're surfing the internet, and your nosey co-workers comment on your "not working".

My co-workers here are always work spectating. I was shooting off a quick email to my husband in Iraq and they are always saying I'm not doing my workload! Funny, they are too busy seeing what everyone else is doing and NOT doing their work!!

by N-GIRL January 19, 2009

work camouflage

Camouflaging yourself at work to blend in with or behind the furniture while you slack. Typically done the day before a vacation or on a Friday.

Man, I didn’t get anything done today. My work camouflage was in full effect.

by ColdsmokeMT August 31, 2015

work laundry

The personal or underground secrets or personal business of co-workers or the entire work environment. People who know peoples work laundry are basically those who know their dirty laundry, but that of working area or corporate.

Jean: Man, supervisor James is a fucking crack-head I swear...he acts like one...
Marlow: Man why you spreading James work laundry? Janitor Bill and Pizza boy A.D. already head he was a crack head!

A.D.: Did you hear about Supervisor Heather? She slept with that one guy who orders the same chicken-bacon-club sandwhich everyday.
Sophia: Damn, everyone knows her work laundry..

by Newport Boo 813 May 6, 2008