Leaky Asshole

Usually refers to hemorrhoids, a person that has a leaky asshole has to carry a rug to wipe up. Their asshole leaks uncontrollably, leaving shit stains on their clothes.

This is his wipe rug, he has a leaky asshole.

by Feda555 October 6, 2009

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six-figure asshole

(n) a boss so repulsive and loathsome that nobody is willing to work for him for less than $100,000.00/year.

She had no idea that she was a six-figure asshole until she started cutting pay and her employees stormed out of the office like the place was on fire.

by Frustrated_Monolingual September 8, 2010

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(n.) an attribute of a high-end product used to lure people with too much money into buying it instead of a less expensive model that will work just as well for their purposes. Combined these features assist in creating douche bag appeal.

Jim barely knows how to use his email, but he was drawn to the MacBook Pro due to the asshole features. The backlit keyboard was the gimmick that finally sealed the deal.

BMWs automobiles are loaded with asshole features to seduce douche bags with too much money.

by jacobre1 February 27, 2008

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assholeiosis

A mental condition in which a person is simply an asshole.

Rush Limbaugh made fun of Michael J. Fox because he is afflicted with assholeiosis.

by briguy3 November 26, 2009

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Asshole-Face

A universal term for a dunce, lacking intelligence or good judgment yet in reality the user of the word is utterly foolish, exemplifying irony and causing many to fall victim to an endless cycle of humor

Hey you broke my airsoft pistol! You "asshole-face"!

by pliskin64 December 8, 2010

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Asshole McDick

someone who is being a major asshole or a major douche bag.

Michael: Hey Dalton, me and Ethan are gonna be lifeguards while you play pool.

Dalton: WOW! shut up Asshole McDick!

by Tilly 2 Illy July 2, 2011

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asshole privileges

The right to sarcastic, mean, and/or rude comments every once in a while. Everyone has them but you cant abuse them

Person 1: "Wow, you fucked that up. You're so stupid!"
Person 2: "Dude, don't abuse your asshole privileges."
Person 1: "Yeah you're right, I have been kind of mean today. Sorry."

by zo101 December 7, 2012

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