squeeky arse

Squeeky arse:
To walk in public following rectal intercourse (aka anal) and waddle/not walk properly indicating a problem with your anus.

Friend 1: "hey look, he's got a squeeky arse"
Friend 2: "yeah, recon he has just taken it?"
Friend 1: "deffo, and recently aswell"

by Sextoys2U July 21, 2024

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Old Leather Arse

Old Leather Arse was a fictional person who fell off a London bus and was popularised in the expression about not having done something for ages.

“I haven’t been down there since Old Leather Arse fell off the bus”

by SwissMinty March 19, 2024

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flappy arse

it’s alan.

OMG LOOK THERES FLAPPY ARSE!!! (aka alan) #NOWAY! #REALLIFEALAN 😱😱😱

by keira X April 3, 2022

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Arse blaster

Refers to a really huge cock, both long and thick, that could rip an arse (specifically the hole) apart upon entry and subsequent continuous rough thrusting. A cock that makes one scream.

Quick! Get that arse blaster in me now.

by Frozen Prevert October 5, 2024

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Creep-arsing

Driving too close to the car in front in a queue of slow-moving traffic.

" The car behind has been creep-arsing up behind me and it's so annoying as hell!"

by Lisa Odd August 24, 2020

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Van Arse

A condition caused by driving round dial in a commercial vehicle all day when it is overly warm with no air conditioning, leaving the occupants with smelly/sweaty arses'

"Fuck me mate, you have proper Van Arse on today!"

by Bivop July 28, 2016

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