mega sore arse

Gay male dinosaur

It's a mega sore arse

by Thewaipuflusher February 21, 2024

Arse duster

Someone intent on sucking up to you no no matter what the cost.

Dave was a right arse duster today

by silkdriftwood November 22, 2014

Arse

The clean version of the word ass.

The less rude version of ass

The polite way to say ass

Yeah that kid Sam is such an arse

by Llamas r cool March 10, 2017

monkey arse

When your bumhole is bright red and very sore/lacerated from excessive bouts of wiping.

Oh blimey, I wish I hadn’t had that vindaloo. I’ve got a terrible case of monkey arse.

Believed to have been forst coined by Ed Elliot in a Wetherspoons in Exeter. ‘I can’t eat that. I’ve got a terrible case of monkey arse.’

by SwissMinty December 27, 2024

Arse Baby

A baby born to a man through his arse hence arse baby

He had to relegate himself on Fifa as the games were too competitive, what an arse baby

by anonymous December 4, 2020

cabby arsed

Slang for "can't be arsed," meaning "can't be bothered."

I was going to put up the new photos, but I cabby arsed right now.

by Open Face Surgery August 22, 2006

Arse splinters

Arse splinters. - when you do a fibrous nutty log and it rips on the way out.

I’m never eating pistachios again after the Arse splinters they gave me this morning.

by Jay.Bee December 21, 2023