african beer bottle

What a drunk supporter at a football/soccer match throws when he is upset that his team is losing

"When I was at the D.C. United match I got hit with African beer bottle"

by Austinjs3 March 21, 2017

African beer bottle

What a football/soccer supporter throws when he is upset that his team is loosing

"When I went to a D.C. United match I got hit in the head with African beer bottle

by Austinjs3 March 21, 2017

african wild life

This is a game played by a couple who wants to have a baby. It starts by the couple being both naked, then the woman hides and the man coming to find her and the woman has 30 minutes to evade the man, in which case she wins. Then if the man successfully insemanates her he loses as well. The safe words are africa wild life. (Can also be played for recreation on birth control)

Wife: Hey wanna make another money leech that will carry on they family name.
Husband: sure but can we at least play african wild life
Wife: Sure

by Tinmanhaspenis March 21, 2017

aircraft redaction

The unregulated act of an airline company painting over their logo on wreckages before media crew can report it.

When the plane crashed on the runway, the airline company quickly performed aircraft redaction of the plane by sending their paint crew out with a couple bottles of spray paint and a 20-foot ladder to cover the logo.

by DB Games... Copy that... April 18, 2017

African Father of the Seven Drug Lords

The African Father of the Seven Drug Lords is a legend known all over Africa and has seven drug lords all throughout Africa. He is the most feared person in Africa, and if you so happen to look at him wrong, he will drain you of your life force. When that happens, he will sell your life force to get his new shipment of drugs so he can distribute them to the drug lords and they can sell them.

Ruben: Hey Matthew have you heard about the African Father of the Seven Drug Lords?
Matthew: How do you know about my other half?
Ruben: What do you mean your other half Matthew?
Matthew: I'm sorry Ruben, but now you must die *Sucks the life out of Ruben*
Ruben: *dead lol*
Matthew: Good now i can get that new shipment =D.

by wowmandude January 9, 2017

Aircut

When an absolutely bald person goes to the barber. There is virtually no hair to be cut.

I'm going to the barber, catch you later.

But Bob, you are bald.

Yeah so what? I'm getting an aircut!

by Maggypies February 15, 2017

african sandstorm

when your wife has such a sandy vagina that ehen she squirts sand goes everywhere

Not the african Sandstorm!

by shrekdankmemelord420 February 21, 2017