mongolian skeet shooter

penis

no problem the good old mongolian skeet shooter cant solve!

by whough March 10, 2022

Skeet

Slang short for the word mosquito.

Chad: Babe hand me the bug spray
Betty: Sure. How is it out there?
Chad: Its nuts. The Skeets are out full force !

Tate: Bug bite? Did you get it?
Sara: Yep. Smashed that skeet. No escape.

by tjamnz May 19, 2024

no-boner skeet

when something is so awesome that you ejaculate without first achieving an erection of any degree (i.e. a flacid, ejaculating penis)

"damn, did you guys see the fatness of her ass.. instant no-boner skeet."

by reaganaut October 7, 2011

Skeeted

Dried up cum

Bro he skeeted

by Jackie Burnstoff April 15, 2022

Skeet skeet

It's when u skateboard on someone face ripping all the skin off

Person 1: you did u see how Bob fuckin skeeted on Emily
Person 2: yeah that bitch died he fuckin skeet skeet all over her

by Dr. Ramen Noodles November 27, 2019

fleet of skeet

Gang of bros and bitchs

"dnt mess with me fleet of skeet"
BLAP BLAP! BRAP!
"me fleet died 'ere!"

by Brovren October 22, 2007

Skeet

Noun: a post on BlueSky
Verb: to write and publish a post on BlueSky

I saw a skeet about the games earlier today on BlueSky

She skeeted about her a new job last week, so I guess she's too busy for me now

by itsBukola.bsky.social November 8, 2024