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Skeet

The people of Newfoundland call other humans that vape, smoke, drink(underage) ditch class, wear really baggie hoodies, listens to music in class, gets in trouble, hangs out with other skeety persons, as an insult, teasing friends, etc....etc..... are skeets. Yes, us Newfoundlanders are wierd idk where the word even came from but most peoples on the island are sleets anyway
Ex:1
"Shit did you see Soph vaping?"

"Fucking skeet"

Ex:2

"OMG Stephanie you got a 69% you skeet"

Ex:3
"Omg Bob, using your phone in class what's skeet."

Ex:4

"Did you see Carl hanging out with Soph"

"Damn Carl a skeet now."

Who cannot use this word:

Anyone that doesn't live in Newfoundland cause y'all ducking Mainlanders
by Juliannasummerall December 5, 2017
mugGet the Skeetmug.

Skeet

1. A clay pigeon used for target shooting with shotguns, "shooting skeet". The small disc-shaped puck or skeet is ejected from a device that propels the skeet in an arc perpendicular from the shooter in a large arc. The clay pigeon or skeet then tends to curve across the shooters viewpoint and moves slightly away from shooters position.

2. (humorous) A term for male ejaculation, used as a verb typically, but also as an expression to denote one is currently "skeeting". Popularized by the Lil Jon and Ying Yang Twins song "Get Low" coincidentally, this song also used the term "Gyat" years before it became popular.
1. Dad and I went out to shoot skeet, took the new Mossberg, it shoots really nice.

2. Bruh, her ass was so fine, I couldn't help it, I skeeted all over the place. I'm all like "dayum gurl! Aaaaah skeet skeet skeet!!"
by Roblox OOOF noise guy November 7, 2024
mugGet the Skeetmug.

skeet

skeet is to cum and ejaculate
johnny you skeeted on yours sisters face
by damon cunt March 13, 2019
mugGet the skeetmug.

Skeet

Chad: Babe hand me the bug spray
Betty: Sure. How is it out there?
Chad: Its nuts. The Skeets are out full force !

Tate: Bug bite? Did you get it?
Sara: Yep. Smashed that skeet. No escape.
by tjamnz May 19, 2024
mugGet the Skeetmug.

no-boner skeet

when something is so awesome that you ejaculate without first achieving an erection of any degree (i.e. a flacid, ejaculating penis)
"damn, did you guys see the fatness of her ass.. instant no-boner skeet."
by reaganaut October 7, 2011
mugGet the no-boner skeetmug.

skeet catcher

her skeet catcher was wetter then a slip n slide
by Stevo Paff July 14, 2008
mugGet the skeet catchermug.

mongolian skeet shooter

no problem the good old mongolian skeet shooter cant solve!
by whough March 10, 2022
mugGet the mongolian skeet shootermug.

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