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Jim Simmons

When you’re getting hot and heavy with a dude, fully clothed, and he cums in his pants.
Ashley totally got Jim Simmonsed last night. What a loser ass clown.
by AKattt October 25, 2019
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Jim Free

Hey, do you know Jim Free?

Yeah, that guy owns space.
by ZFEMookSoSexy September 22, 2021
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Jim

Girl: hey, what r u doing tonight
Boy: jim
Girl: umm ok
by Materialgorl0016 May 20, 2022
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Slim Jim

A Slim Jim is a skinny blunt with barely any weed.
My boy told me he had some mad bars, and busted out a slim Jim
by HempVader420 March 17, 2017
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silly jim

when you pop a boner and fart at the same time
yo no way bro i can't belive you cracked a silly jim out on that 3 way with kelly last night!!
by sheep.boners June 1, 2016
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Jim Jones

A cult leader that encouraged people to report on each other, kind of like Hitler. He also wanted to create a congregation where everyone (all walks of life and backgrounds) was welcome, which sounds good in a pretentious way, though reality is never quite the utopia it seems to be in someone's imagination.
The bubbly girl's behavior was becoming more and more like that of Jim Jones, where nobody could question (or stand up to) her without getting arrested for being a hater, but meanwhile she could laugh at everyone else and live by double standards of her own while teasing everybody else about theirs when nobody was watching, and that was fine. Everybody else's authoritie could be questioned but hers.
by The Original Agahnim August 31, 2021
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Slim Jim Juice

cum, semen, jizz, sperm, wiener juice, man juice, spunk, skeet, penis milk, male ejaculation.
When he had sex with her, a big huge geyser of slim jim juice came out of his slim jim.
by Minecraft1238 January 18, 2019
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