Schrödinger's Fuckboy

His request for nudes is simultaneously serious and a joke until the box is opened and the requestee reacts.

Person 1: "You know, we fed that fat retarded guy LSD last night and sang greek-orthodox chants, circling him last night, his reactions were amazing, hahaha!" Person 2: "WTF, are you for real, did you just assume my gender?" Person 1: "No, I was just kidding. Pls send me nudes tho hahaha." Person 2: "What no, I'm not gonna send you nudes!?" Person 1: "Hey, I was just joking, I thought that was our vibe" Person2 to its friends: "Wow, Person 1 definitly is a Schrödinger's Fuckboy ...."

by mantadim April 30, 2023

Fuckboy

Someone that the world would be a better place if their mother had swallowed.

Jeremy James Williams is walking talking definition of a Fuckboy coward.

by Mandylicious January 21, 2023

Fuckboy

Fuckboy: A drug; intriguing;mysterious,pleasing, and addicting. Long term lover of 5+ years.

The fuckboy has a grasp on the physical and mental language she speaketh.

This fuckboy takes me on a sexual expedition that has treasures to be found.

by Sparklysensation December 10, 2022

Country Fuckboy

Talks the talk and but doesn't walk the walk and their boots have never seen dirt. Got that typical curly ass hair sticking out of their flat brimmed cap, and will wear a vest over a sweatshirt, usually lots of carhartt.

Boasts about how good of a driver they are for whatever reason, but drives some subaru or toyota (not even a truck, and not more than 10 years old).

Has never worked any sort of blue collar occupation and is unable to drive a stick shift, but will continue to say they can and choose not to.

Has driven out of the city once in the last month.

Takes their car into a shop for oil changes.

Can't stand old country music.

Vapes.
Somewhere between 16 and 19 years old.
Pretty much your average fuckboy but dresses differently.

Guy 1: Look at this kid over here, shiny ass unscuffed boots, jeans with pre-torn holes.
Guy 2: Dude, that's what you call a country fuckboy.

by Fat chihuahua December 26, 2022

Spiritual Fuckboy

A spiritual fuckboy is a variant of fuckboy that has emerged into popularity along with gen z woke community. They virtue signal and use language that can be seen as emotionally intelligent, genuine and caring. These words are often just tools used to entice there love interest. Once a spiritual fuckboy has gotten what they needed they will often lose interest in there lover or create a drama within the relationship in order to leave.

Did you see all the spiritual fuckboy's at the cacao ceremony.

by Figment of Rob December 2, 2023

Fuckboy

A boy who plays with a girls feelings. They use them for their fucking bodies to have hardcore sex with them. They are fucking cunts and should really feel what it is like to have ball slapping on their face in an unloving way.

You bro, Alex over there is a fuckboy and is having hardcore sex with all of the girls in the school. It’s your turn tonight.

by Shannon Debussy December 9, 2023

Facebook Fuckboy

A 2010’s phenomenon from circa 2013-2017 where 14 year old white boys and light skin blacks were running around posting thirst traps and grinding videos on the website Facebook. Posting cringe shit like “Who wants to be mine? 😍” “Bae 4 Lyfe 💕”, “Who wants to be my FB wife?”, “Like if you’re a girl”, and the most famous of all… “I bet I won’t even get 200 likes cuz I’m ugly af right? <3”. And the icing on the cake? These fuckboys usually had between 2-5k “friends”. Their comment sections were just as bad. They paved the way for boys like Jacob Sartorius. The modern day equivalent would be those Tiktok influencers from 2019-2022 like Josh Richards, Lil Huddy, and more.

Hey gurl. Do you remember @ Prettyboyriicckkyy ??
Ricky from middle and high school?? Girl he was such a Facebook Fuckboy!! 😭💀

by AutisticBlackGirl December 10, 2023