A horribly botched version of “one size fits all,” usually said by someone trying to sound confident while absolutely not knowing what they’re talking about.
Usage:
Describes anything that is claimed to work for everyone but clearly doesn’t — from T-shirts to tech solutions to your coworker’s “universal” Excel macro that crashes on every PC except his.
Usage:
Describes anything that is claimed to work for everyone but clearly doesn’t — from T-shirts to tech solutions to your coworker’s “universal” Excel macro that crashes on every PC except his.
“The IT guy said his script works for every machine… a real ‘one fits size all’ solution. It bricked half the office.”
by barry_tje November 28, 2025
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“His tinder date lied about his penis size so when they got home he threw a dick fit.”
“His tinder date lied about his penis size so when they got home he threw a dick fit.”
by Reishnakov December 3, 2025
Get the Dick Fit mug.When a traveler tries to fit in by wearing local clothes, slang, or styles—but the attempt is so conspicuous that it has the opposite effect, making it obvious they’re not local.
Often involves brand-new traditional clothing, incorrect styling, overconfidence, and zero situational awareness.
Often involves brand-new traditional clothing, incorrect styling, overconfidence, and zero situational awareness.
by Asher123 December 15, 2025
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