dad stance

A formidable pose only mastered by that of the father variety, most common in baseball dads. It consists of a semi wide stance with hands on love handles followed by an exasperated sigh

John: dang Ethan got that dad stance

by Dad_stance0809 April 6, 2023

dad cock

An average to slightly above average sized penis (generally in the 5.5-6.5 inch range) on a man 40 years of age or older, frequently accompanied by naturally full pubes but not always

That older guy who fucked me wasn’t hung, but his dad cock still felt so good inside me.

by averagehornygay April 22, 2023

Dad jokes

something not everyone can have
love u

Sunlight ?
No, Sun is heavy.
this is a Dad jokes

by carte.de.guidage May 11, 2023

Your Dad

A non-existent thing. Other people have one, but you don't. Besides your dad might be the Lorax or Antione Castillo.

Person: My dad took me camping.
You: Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch, you know I don't have a dad!
Person: Ok, Ok
You: Anyway your moms a whore, so he might not even be your dad, bitch.
Person: (Crying)

by Cocksucker96 February 1, 2023

dad eater

someone who hates their parents and spends their whole time on video games

"My friend is such a dad eater, he doesn't get off rust"

"Did you hear about Tanay? apparently he's a dad eater"

"I would never eat a dad eater, they are disgusting"

by uwuvik February 20, 2023

Chernet’s dad

Chernet’s dad lives in Cleveland, Ohio. He drops the soap on purpose and goes to Ohio university. Only thing ever heard outside of Ohio was him begging for help in a TikTok but since than, that TikTok has been deleted.

Person 1: Did you hear about Chernet’s dad?
Person 2: He doesn’t exist. I don’t know what you’re talking about.

by chernetslonglostfakedad December 2, 2022

casio dad

a band classic j (j mcclendon) has been working on in 2015 before forming the glass beach band

color bars are beaming through the blacks of your eyes and in the hum of electricity my heart will hear a melody, we've been here before in some distant memory, i don't want to wake up from this dream

person a: my second favourite band, casio dad, sounds a lot like my favourite one, glass beach...
person b: thats because they're made by the same people! the lead singer classic j worked on it before glass beach
person a: really?!? no way!

by billyxjeromeinfinitytrain January 4, 2023