catching waves

To copulate, get laid. Or to have a girlfriend.

Everyone is catching waves but me, man. Shit blows.

by Shuckyducky March 22, 2021

catch the grenade

Fuck off, Fuck you, you got fucked, your fucked

Man i went to Carls Jr. And asked for a Coke and they gave me a diet Coke. I wasn't ready to catch the grenade on that one.

by Mr.Alaverga April 1, 2021

You catch my drift?

The stupidest fucking phrase to have ever existed.
If you say this phrase you most likely chested on your girlfriend with your sister and eat doritos for breakfast.

"You catch my drift?"
"Fuck you Jerry, you soggy cunt. Go suck your mom's dick."

by mrplanetpluto April 19, 2021

You catch my drift?

The worst phrase to have ever fucking existed.
If you say this you probably cheated on your girlfriend with your sister and smell like doritos.

"You catch my drift?"
"Fuck you Jerry, you soggy cunt. Go suck your mom's dick. "

by mrplanetpluto April 19, 2021

Catching The Flying Squirrel

When a man lays on his back while masturbating and attempts to shoot his load up in an arch and catch it in his mouth

"Where's Rob?"
"I don't know, he called in, probably at home catching the flying squirrel "

by UnkleLumpY July 8, 2022

Pokémon Catching

The sport of kidnapping wild animals, objects and other random shit and stuffing them in your balls, only to force them into fights with other wild shit and other kidnapped’s beasts.

Person A: What is your hobby?
Me :Pokémon Catching

by Tyxy7 July 19, 2022

are you gonna catch this ball if I throw it

another way of saying if i shoot my shot with you will I miss or not

Jack: hey are you gonna catch this ball if I throw it

Jackie: yeah I will actually

by str8pressure June 7, 2022