lexi you should go Ox-yourself
by spaydes_ January 29, 2021

To masterbate
by Sho0ting$tar December 21, 2023

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Relationships could get a bit tricky over the next few days, so promise yourself that no matter what loved ones might say you won’t overreact and make things worse than they need to be. Smile serenely and pretend that nothing bothers you in the slightest.
by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

"Woah you did amazing at practice today!"
"Thanks, man, I was glad, I hope you were High Fiving Yourself there"
"Of course dude!"
"Thanks, man, I was glad, I hope you were High Fiving Yourself there"
"Of course dude!"
by anonymous October 6, 2020

May 1st is the day where you must shit one self profusely, up until the point where your pants are overflowing with shit.
1: Hey are your pants filled with shit too, since its National Shit Yourself Day?
2: Yeah, man what about you?
1: It's a river down there
2: Yeah, man what about you?
1: It's a river down there
by poopiefart123 November 1, 2021

Your pissing me off skadush yourself
by Treat September 4, 2019

by Makie luxanfurg September 30, 2019
