wash me and send for a priest

An expression of disgust or annoyance generally at the wanton stupidity or crassness of another, a facetious request for the Last Rites, indicating one has thrown his or her hand in, and given up altogether.

'The stupid bastard forgot he should be at work today? Wash me and send for a priest!'

by Finbarthebad August 18, 2007

Washed up scene kid

someone who was once scene or thought they were, who grew older and over time didnt exactly want to be one anymore. they still have band shirts and skinny jeans left over from when they were once considered scene and still wear them on occasion. but still manages to get alot of ass.

Go on myspace and type in jessetheallmighty
i admit that i am a washed up scene kid
and you can use me as an example.

by J-Jurasick November 12, 2009

washed down metal kid

it can be the kid that looks like he is a skater punk type he is more of the black,heavey etc metal types

washed down metal kid yeah

by that type of kid September 16, 2005

Washing your dick in the sink

Doing an activity that is pointless, A Waste of time, Doing something that achieves nothing.

"I think she likes me."

"Dude, she's a prick tease you're just washing your dick in the sink."

by Marty Mac23 November 2, 2013

Washing Machine Face

Wrinkled scraggly face.

Man check that wrinkled old golf bitch, she's got washing machine face.

by Luke57 September 25, 2005

wash my top off

Scottish euphemism for masturbation.

"Righty ho, wanna go wash my top off. FREEDOM!!" - A Scottish person

by Landon Morehead April 8, 2011

Car wash Rodolfo

A rapper from South Bend, In.

Mikey-hey did you listen to that new cd by rodolfo
Random guy- which one, Rodolfo rodolfo?
Mikey naw man car wash rodolfo.

by go0on69 September 29, 2009