Dying whale

Noun: An occurrence when a rather slow and bulky person tries to dive but rather falls heavily on the ground.

Dude, that Asif definitely pulled a dying whale.

by Me December 24, 2003

Blue Whale Pleaser

Noun- A Guy Who's Slong Is So Big He Can Please A Blue Whale.A guy with the biggest cock in the world better kniown as the blue whale pleaser.

My Boyfriend's cock is so big he can please me and a pod of blue whales!.Dude your the blue whale pleaser.

by Keirathefox August 9, 2010

whale's kiss

When a football player catches a kickoff in the endzone, starts to return the ball (crossing the goal line), then changes his mind and returns to the endzone (and is either tackled or takes a knee).

A Penn State player received the kickoff from Ohio State (who just scored a touchdown), and the play resulted in a whale's kiss.

by JasonCam July 23, 2008

whale hoe

Woman that is ridiculously over-weight.

Did you see Mrs. Johnson's quadrupil chin? What a whale hoe.

by Zachery Kenneth R February 27, 2008

WhaleTard

Somebody fat and retarded

Ex. Jesus uresti is a fucking whaletard

by shlongdongsilvers February 27, 2018

beer whale

One who consumes massive quantities of beer without getting drunk

My boy Ron-J is quite the beer whale.

by drez January 26, 2005

whale tail

The enormous rear spoiler found on some classic Porsche 911 race cars.

That '74 Carrera RSR has a badass whale tail.

by Bundo September 14, 2005