Coke Wars

A retarded, idiotic war between Coke and Pepsi

Guy1:Pepsi
Guy2:Coke
Guy1:Pepsi!
Guy2:Coke!
Guy3:Guys guys we need these Coke Wars to stop!

by otrotodrt August 6, 2011

Star Wars

An excuse for a bunch of lonely people to run around in costumes and play with swords.They stupidly think that they have some type of force with them. They quit their jobs to line up for several days to watch some stupid movie that lasts for like 2 hours. Also see trekkies.

(Normal kid) So what do you want to do today?
(Weird kid) I have the force, I must put on make-up and a costume and parade around the street like a fool. Maybe one day I too can find out who my father is.

by class/06 June 21, 2005

Start Wars

What pagans do.......

all through history that's all they do

by meatwad February 22, 2005

star wars rebels

A TV show from Disney and everyone kinda hated because there is no more The clone wars

Guy: Star Wars The Clone Wars is cancelled!
Guy 2: Shit.... what tv show are there now?
Guy: they made a star wars rebels tv show
Guy 2: TF? is disney freaking obsessed with the original trilogy?

Guy: yep... we want back the clone wars....

by EN9ITY March 20, 2017

A new tie I am wearing

A happy exclimation!

HEY BOB! A new tie I am wearing!

by penguin October 28, 2002

weaksauce

a tasty sauce that is used at any time during the week...monday, wednesday, saturday, etc.

since today is monday, i think i will have some weaksauce.

by tom muller June 10, 2007

Star Wars

A sterile, black and white impersonal galactic war story centered around Anakin Skywalker and his family. Caters to lifeless dorks with bad vision. Involves lightsabers and men in cloaks with rat tails.

"I have no idea why I've spent 20 years of my life following the story of a beeping trashcan and a homosexual, gold-plated Jeeves."

by ilikefood June 5, 2005