Funky Uncle Jeffrey

A penis.

Adam: “I gave her a good rogering”
Steve: “So the funky Uncle Jeffrey made an appearance - Bravo.”

by goldengrey1776 November 13, 2021

crazy uncle guru

a distant relative that fixes dents with super glue.

crazy uncle guru fixed my dented car with super glue

by CheVelle 50 December 16, 2021

Tiny Uncle

An uncle who is younger than you

This is me and my tiny uncle, Brandon.

by tiny mommy October 3, 2022

Tiny uncle

An uncle whos younger than you

Remember this is my tiny uncle brandon

by Geoff morgan October 15, 2022

Big uncool

State of being extraordinarily uncool or otherwise frowned upon.

A: Dude, me and my mate created an Urban Dictionary phrase and credited it to ourselves.
B: Big uncool.

by Satnik November 4, 2022

The Pasty Uncle

When you're giving it to her from behind, pull out suddenly and drop kick her so hard your feet get lodged into her vagina.

Usually happens during a hate fuck.

Emily: DUDE YOU GAVE YOUR EX THE PASTY UNCLE?!

Zach: SHIT YEAH I DID. SHE'LL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN!

Emily: OH GOD SO MUCH HURT

by Trixster G. Rex June 8, 2011

Forever and an uncle

a long time

It's been forever and an uncle since I saw this movie.

by Nutcracker Spirit November 11, 2014