twitter

where your opinion does not matter

person 1:hey i think we sho-
person 2:SHUT THE FUCK UP THIS IS TWITTER YOU DON'T GET AN OPINION

by figg12 February 21, 2023

Twitter

Twitter is a blogging app meant to be bullshit,

it also causes insomnia.

Twitter is ruining my life.

by CaligulasAquarium July 5, 2015

Twitter

A place that i can't fucking ignore at night, all the fucking notifications, god help me.

Twitter is fucking killing me, send help, i need therapy.

by Swervzy September 24, 2019

Twitter

That piece of skin between the twat and the shitter. Aka the {taint}

Did you get any on your Twitter?, or "did you shave that Twitter yet?"

by Lill D May 21, 2020

Twitter

hell

"Oh hey are you going on Twitter?"
"If by Twitter you mean hell then yes"

by Omnizoid January 30, 2022

twitter

the plague

discord mod: i love twitter cuz i always see my waifus in a bondage post *snort*
normal person: the fuck?

by .muka April 16, 2023

Twitter

A social media website where opinions and personal beliefs go to die on the internet. A place where assholes and twats profess their goodness and kindness while telling someone who has a different opinion to go kill themselves.

Make sure you’re part of the hivemind and dont try to initiate an open-ended discussion and, at the very least, tread lightly with these mouth-breathing dipshits in regards to politics.

Fuck it, just dont even think for yourself.

Twitter is an app i use most of the time and one that i also hate with a burning passion.

by reddead97 July 24, 2021