A woman who, while normally somewhat attractive, obsessively tans to the point of unattractiveness. The resultant "moldy tangerine" texture of the skin causes repulsion in all men except those most desperate for sex. Members of this category usually travel in packs.
Guy A: Dude, that girl's hot! Check out that booty!
Guy B: Naw man, she's rotten. Look at her orange skin, she's a Crispy Troll. It'd be like having sex with a rotten tangerine.
Guy B: Naw man, she's rotten. Look at her orange skin, she's a Crispy Troll. It'd be like having sex with a rotten tangerine.
by CrispyHunter April 4, 2012
Get the Crispy Troll mug.One who sides with a troll to cause havoc, usually in which to sabotage one person. These "back-seat" trolls are invisible to society and can't be easily spotted, unlike your normal flamers.
by Anti-Troller July 15, 2010
Get the Invisible Troll mug.Playing the victim or otherwise ‘doing the right thing’ in a confrontation, but you damn well know you’re stirring the pot, and egging on the other person to get them irate. Typically a high road troll busts out the camera mid argument and records the other person screaming and yelling, but not what lead up to it. They respond calm and collective with zingers to get the other person more fired up. They’ll say after the fact they felt threatened and hurt, but didn’t walked away from the situation.
Karen was totally out of line, but the man recording was being a highroad troll to get her fired up for the content. He kept calm, but he new what he was doing.
by Lookinforfun411 June 11, 2020
Get the Highroad Troll mug.A act done by groups of unscrupulous men. A party of 3 or more go out with the intent of picking up fat ugly women. Most often done as a competition, or in the labeling of a previous nights one night stands.
Dude, I think matt won the troll-hogging competition. Did you see the one he brought home last night.
by Big-N-Short April 10, 2010
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by Knobbygirl July 25, 2016
Get the sock troll mug.Any website that's swarming with trolls, and with nothing being done about it. Such places are only comparable to Hell itself. Examples include Yahoo Answers, YouTube, and practically any forum or message board you can imagine.
Fred: I just commented on YouTube, and now there's a swarm of trolls on my ass.
Carl: Now you know why it's troll heaven.
Carl: Now you know why it's troll heaven.
by TheWriter April 20, 2013
Get the troll heaven mug.The insane instinct that drives people to troll others on the internet. Will often make people do or say things online they’d otherwise never do in real life.
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