Shafty Nut

Sexy ass kid named Nick Humphrys

Shafty Nut is hot asf

by Jesuslations January 3, 2021

victory nut

When you win an argument or fight, and bust a victory nut, and assert dominance

That win was so good , I'm going to bust a nut of pure victory. I'm going to call this occasion a victory nut

by Jimmbojummbo May 18, 2021

Shart-nut

A derogatory term for someone being an ass, a literal dingleberry of a person

Daniel was being a shart-nut when he ate the cauliflower gnocchi Julia bought at Trader Joe’s without her.

by Mark7897 June 5, 2018

Nut Mutt

A female who is old and wrinkly that will take up any opportunity to enjoy a fat nut to the face after a hard day of blowing truck drivers and smoking multiple packs of eagle 20s

Cathryn is a total nut mutt

by Slippery Sanchez June 22, 2018

Screw the nut

Glaswegian slang meaning “be careful”, “pay attention” or “stop messing about” depending on the situation. Your “nut” is your head, or your brain, to be more precise!

“Screw the nut, ya dafty!”
…means “stop messing about, you silly person!”

by Terrysuki July 25, 2022

grandpa nuts

When your testicals sag unusually low for extended periods of time resulting in discomfort or pain.

Ex: I couldnt sleep last night cuz my grandpa nuts kept gettin tangled up in my boxers.

by Dnewmanson October 7, 2016

Nut Splash

When you take a dump and the backsplash hits your testicles.

Man, I had the squirts yesterday and shat so hard I got a diarrhea nut splash. I hope I got it all off.

by Velocinox October 28, 2010