The phenomenon that occurs when Nick or a Nick joins your server or squad and causes performances issues on your PC or console.
by TheElMexican May 05, 2020
A simple joke given a long pretense with many added details leading to an ultimately disappointing conclusion
Nick Joke:
A man was walking home alone one night when he heard a "BUMP....BUMP....BUMP..." behind him. Walking faster, he looked back, making out an image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him.
The man began to run toward his home, and the coffin bounced after him faster....faster...
He ran up to his door, fumbled with his keys, opened the door, rushed in, and locked it behind him. The coffin crashed through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping on the heals of the terrified man. The man rushed upstairs to the bathroom and locked himself in, heart pounding.
With a CRASH, the coffin broke down the door, coming slowly toward him. The man while screaming, reached for something, anything....all he can find was a box of cough drops which he hurled at the coffin...and suddenly the coffin stops.
A man was walking home alone one night when he heard a "BUMP....BUMP....BUMP..." behind him. Walking faster, he looked back, making out an image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him.
The man began to run toward his home, and the coffin bounced after him faster....faster...
He ran up to his door, fumbled with his keys, opened the door, rushed in, and locked it behind him. The coffin crashed through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping on the heals of the terrified man. The man rushed upstairs to the bathroom and locked himself in, heart pounding.
With a CRASH, the coffin broke down the door, coming slowly toward him. The man while screaming, reached for something, anything....all he can find was a box of cough drops which he hurled at the coffin...and suddenly the coffin stops.
by Johnnieha November 19, 2019
when you cum in a girls ass and proceed to scoop it out with saxophone reeds, and then play with said reeds.
by sweaty cheese balls December 14, 2022
A name given to an odd child who was born to a household of trees. They often have poor charisma and a bad sense of humor. Nick tree is a close relative of the plankton family and is regarded as one of the lowest lifeforms on earth.
by alfred mon petit pois January 25, 2011
Douche bag fuckboy who dates cheerleaders on the colts claims to say he loves his girlfriend, breaks up with them and repeats the cycle
by ChiefCoach December 22, 2018
the one who will do anything to make you feel better and i mean ANYTHING! Even if you’re 2,000 miles away he’ll still call you every night making sure you’re okay and you ate something that day. he’s VERY smart and can help you with basically anything. if you get hacked, he’s got you, if you’re stranded on a island, nicks got you. you’ll fall madly in love with him as soon as you meet him <3 -r
by rrchunk3 November 11, 2019
by SnrAgility February 23, 2021