Cream pie

The one type of pie you can't make in November

Her: should i make a cream pie tonight?

Him: you can't it's November.
Her: so?
Him: it's NNN
Her: fuck off, thats not what i ment.

by Dev not conner baslow December 10, 2019

Shmapple Pie

A delicious alcoholic beverage created from Apple cider, Apple juice, sugar, cinnamon sticks, and Everclear to trick the taste buds, and blow your mind.

I drank too much shmapple pie.

by Jacqui B September 6, 2007

Randy Pie

A pie that has delicious contents in it but, is disgusting

Liauna- Hey did you see that Randy Pie that someone puked up! Gross
Angus-Yeah that was gross!

by Blabla chick January 13, 2015

pie crust

Old ass pussy.

That bitch is so old there's nothin' left but pie crust.

by droppinin August 12, 2008

Cumkin Pie

To inject a woman's vagina with pumpkin pie filling before oral sex

"hey its almost Halloween!"
"hell Yeah i am totally get a cumkin pie from my girl"

by Jorpheus October 3, 2011

cat pie

The act of having sexual intercourse with a cat and not pulling out.

Cat pie is when you don't pull out while having sex with a cat.

by Akaedward June 13, 2015

Simp Pie

A fat man who would do anything to make a women happy with the intent of getting laid but thinks friendship is an important value.

Man look at chris; he is such a simp pie for angel.

by Big fat paulie d May 27, 2020