To be one of the most annoying bitches. Evan tends to think he’s funny even though his jokes come off as cringe. The correct response to an evan is to tell him to stfu.
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by zixella September 16, 2012
Get the Evanity mug.A Joanne Evans is an ancient greek mythical Goddess who was infamous for her attractiveness and godly influence, everyone obeyed her and her word was final, to this day every Joanne Evans alive is a beautiful, attractive woman and any man would take her. Sometimes the term 'Joanne Evans' can be used when talking about something extremely beautiful or attractive or a metaphor.
Dude 1: ''Omg look at her, I would''
Dude 2: ''totally, she's so Joanne Evans''
Teacher: ''Today class we're going to write a story about a princess, can anyone find a good word to describe her beauty?''
Pupil: ''Joanne Evans, miss?''
Teacher: ''excellent! I see a bright future for you child''
Dude 2: ''totally, she's so Joanne Evans''
Teacher: ''Today class we're going to write a story about a princess, can anyone find a good word to describe her beauty?''
Pupil: ''Joanne Evans, miss?''
Teacher: ''excellent! I see a bright future for you child''
by L.K.Rowling December 4, 2011
Get the Joanne Evans mug.Evan is my best boy, hes my bestfriend and my lovely partner, he know just the right thing to do when I'm in a bad mood and he's so smart. Hes so much better than any other guy I've met and he's super cool. I miss him when I'm not with him and he's so amazing. Whenever I look up into the sky I see him in the stars. I see the shimmer of his eyes in the brightest star, and ill see little things everyday that remind me of him. If I see anything spider man themed I think of him, he's the spider man to my M.J. he would make annotations in the margins after he "borrowed it" because what is much? He'll force himself to listen to my blatantly misogynistic music or comfort me when I'm having a bad day or listen to me talk shit about everyone at my school. And he'll be there no matter what, even if things don't workout I'll always love him. So if you do find an Evan keep him, cause he'll be one of the greatest gifts of ur life.
me: evan you'll never guess what this bitch did today.
evan: what did she do.
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me:everyone's calling you zesty and I'm so sad
evan: don't worry ur the only one I want
I was lowkey blushing when he said this 🤭
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evan: what did she do.
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me:everyone's calling you zesty and I'm so sad
evan: don't worry ur the only one I want
I was lowkey blushing when he said this 🤭
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by ilovemiso March 2, 2023
Get the evan mug.he is probably kind of, rude. but who cares? he is like a guardian and he is just so lovely to you some.
by aandr3q_ March 17, 2023
Get the Evan mug.This name is for someone who will love you with all their heart and is legit the nicest person but if you break up with them or stop your friendship they will not be texting you back, asking to be friends again, talking to you, or anything else. Prepare for your entire relationship to end. Because they don’t need time or an apology. Their mind is made up on the spot.
Me: “evan I’m sorry about what I did can we please be friends again”
Evan: “that’s great…” *walks away*
Evan: “that’s great…” *walks away*
by Lily the sunflower March 21, 2023
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