A cross between fantastic and testicular cancer that will catch people by surprise when they are expecting a nice FANTASTIC but instead end up with a devastating form of cancer.
by Abe Nugent October 23, 2007
Person 1: Cure cancer or wenegade raider
Fortnite kid: wenegade raider
Person 1: imagine being a Fortnite kid.
Fortnite kid: wenegade raider
Person 1: imagine being a Fortnite kid.
by Soviet 7k on October 12, 2023
Lunge cancer is the incapability to properly use linked swords and simply blaming the owner for having "trash swords" due to having no skill. Cry about it
by HolisticRevenant March 11, 2021
by Ddod February 11, 2019
A type of cancer that one develops after coming into contact with or consuming any sort of media at all related to felon and American musician Marilyn Manson. It usually makes the victim retarded.
"Yo dude what happened to your hair?"
Billy Corgan: "I developed Brian cancer after performing with Marilyn Manson in 1997 and all my brain cells fell out along with my hair."
Billy Corgan: "I developed Brian cancer after performing with Marilyn Manson in 1997 and all my brain cells fell out along with my hair."
by TheCorgsterWilliam October 29, 2021
A type of disease developed in both Male testicles and Brain, available to only males. This particular disease targets brainwaves that end up repelling all Female Genomes in a sort of “Gets no Bitches” or “Where’s my hug at?” Type of manner. It also affects the surrounding Male genomes in a way that makes the other men want to WWE RKO the carrier, due to its brain cell killing radio waves and cringey and unfunny humor.
“I’m sorry son, I believe you have Hessticular Cancer”
“What does that mean doctor?”
“Long story short, you get no bitches”
“What does that mean doctor?”
“Long story short, you get no bitches”
by Hooey Macgoo April 7, 2023
A condition where cancer is developed in both Male Testicles and Brain that affects it so that the cringey nature makes all of the Female genome to subconsciously feel disgusted by it, where it makes the Male genome want to absolutely WWE body slam the carrier due to it’s unfunny, and absolutely brain cell mass killing cringey nature
by Hooey Macgoo April 7, 2023