Chicago Freestyle Bandit

When a male urinates inside his partner.

Bro, I had like six liters of beer before we got to it. I had to go so bad, I accidentally became the Chicago Freestyle Bandit. I wonder if she'll want to see me again.

by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025

Passmed Bandit

Someone who overcommits to doing passmed for their medical school revision. Otherwise known as a “Passmed Warrior”

“Did you hear Morgan is on his third reset of passmed?”
“Wow, he’s such a Passmed Bandit”

by PassmedBandit123 April 21, 2025

Big Dick Bandits

Established in Alberta Corrections in 2025 by an inmate in administrative segregation that has grown rapidly in size. They go by 242 BDB. Although it sounds like a joke, these guys are serious and have ties to other institutional gangs. There are 7 original members. 1 president, 1 Vice President and 5 other original members. All members are selected by the President or Vice president, or sponsored and prospected by other full patch members

Big Dick Bandits baby 242 BDB Est25. FSCC Crew ERC Crew. "No common Enemies" is their Credo. OG's- Junez, C-Hix, El-Mo, Syd, T, No name, Solo

by Connectionsincorrections May 6, 2025

sticky finger bandit

Brett Favre, i.e. in the particular context of $70 million in federal welfare funds fraudulently going to The Gunslinger, a volleyball complex and a former pro wrestler in a scandal that has rocked Mississippi.

Sticky Finger Bandit example

Aaron Rogers - Now I probably got some help playing behind a guy who played in 300+ straight starts. Because it was never even a question for him. But you can’t say there is the same approach now as there was maybe back then.

Pat McAfee - Stick Finger Bandit is who you’re talking about…

by EasyEsq December 2, 2022

Gender bandit

Having the ability to steal peoples gender and pronouns by simply snapping your fingers

A: hey, where did my gender go?
B: oh, I Just stole it
A: WHAT? HOW DID YOU DO THAT???
B: because I am no mortal. I AM THE ALL MIGHTY GENDER BANDIT!
A: NOOOOO!!!!!

by Othello Von Ryan December 2, 2022

Bandit

Juice WRLD

I don't need no molly to be savage, uh, ayy
But when I'm on the molly, I feel savage
Ayy, my girl the definition of a bad bitch
Stole her heart, I'm the definition of a bandit

by SDA0408 December 9, 2022

Wide Eyed Bandit

Someone who walks into Starbucks with bugged out eyes and proceeds to muscle their way behind the counter and proceeds to steal the coffee maker. Once they wrap their arms around the coffee maker their eyes pop out of their head as if they have a severe thyroid disorder. They run out the door stopping the employees from retrieving the coffee maker.

That Wide Eyed Bandit is addicted to caffeine.

by The RONA Wigger October 3, 2023