Friend Off

A competition, typically between girls, to see who has the sexiest male friend. They go in rounds of three to see who is more attractive. The winner gets bragging rights

"Girls, let's have a friend off! I'd love to win bragging rights."

by randomperson30 January 26, 2021

Pistachio Friend

Lifestyle friends that you don't necessarily have sex with. They may have been vanilla friends first or lifestyle friends that enjoy each other's company, but are not sexually attracted to each other or don't want to have sex with each other for some reason

They are more than my vanilla friends, but not my chocolate friends; they are pistachio friends.

by Bikamasutracouple January 20, 2019

Facebook "Friend"

A person you have met once, goes to your school or has a close relationship with you.
Most Facebook friends are people you aren't really friends with and are just people who go to your school and you've found by typing in school name and adding everyone as a "friend".
If you have 600+ Facebook friends, seriously, think about removing some.
Some bitchy sluttish girls tell you every day you need to improve Facebook friend numbers to make you more popular, especially if you are a boy.

Wow! I have 572 friends! Wait, who the f*ck is (INSERT NAME)? Oh yeah, they go to my school! What about (INSERT NAME)? Oh yeah! I met them once in the shopping mall! Oooh! Someone I know through Dad! I'll add them as a Facebook "Friend".

by Alexander_Banks November 16, 2011

Squeaky Friends

Sora the troll in a stream said that he felt that the term "squeakers" to describe young gamers was demeaning. And so he came up with the friendly term, "squeaky friends" to describe youthful gamers with high pitched voices.

He said: "The definition should be like... 'We all have. We all love."

I feel bad for calling gamers under 13 "kids, children, or squeaker." We should call them, "Squeaky Friends!"

by YE BROSKI September 9, 2020

Friending Spree

When a relatively new facebook/myspace user adds a bunch of strangers as "friends" to their social networking account.

I didn't have many "friends" so I went on a Friending Spree...

by cityguychicago March 24, 2009

fat friend

A girl or guy you keep around to make yourself appear more attractive. They usually have some outstanding quality like humor that makes them worth having around.

Bertha is funny,sweet and smart but she is my fat friend so everytime we hit up the club i get all the guys and the attention.

by nina Campbell October 29, 2007

parasitic friend

A "friend" who really isn't a friend at all, but rather assumes that they are your friend and becomes very needy and dependent on you because you are their only "friend" they have.

Friend 1: You're driving Kayla to and from school for the rest of the year?
Friend 2: ....Yeah...
Friend 1: I thought you hated her!
Friend 2: She's a parasitic friend

by HollaShawty May 26, 2010