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Hipster Fishing

The sport originating in Northest Minneapolis where a dollar is baited to a fishing pole and placed in a public location. The fishers sit discretely nearby watching their bobber. The desired species of fish in this sport is the hipster fish, common to the area. When a hipster fish is onto the bait, the dollar is reeled in, causing the fish to further pursue the bait. The more attempts of the hipster taking the bait, the better. Beer is commonly consumed to pass the time.
Now that the snow is gone, it is prime hipster fishing season.
by limitlust August 4, 2014
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Hamburger fishing

When u fishing for that nice juicy burger in the deep sea and waiting for the fish to take your bait.
I went hamburger fishing and got the biggest fish in the sea.
by yourbestie August 20, 2018
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snugger fish

someone who lingers around and thinks they are part of a group but yet have no association and are willing to lie about their characteristics to fit in.... hence someone who snuggers people in the group and pisses them off!!!
a group eating dinner at the dinning center

Person 1: "dude i haven't got laid since winter break."

Snugger Fish: "Yeah me too. its been awhile."

Person 1: "Dude snugger fish you told us you have never been laid before?!"

Snugger Fish: "Oh no I had a girlfriend last year."

Person 1: "No, you were drunk and told us that you were a virgin!!!"
by redfox19 February 1, 2010
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death-fished

When a narcissistic person fakes their own death with the help of their family and friends, in lieu of breaking up with someone.
"Did you hear that Paul lied about his untimely death because he thinks he is sick and didn't want his girfriend to witness his decline.? She was totally "death-fished"
by xxkookie70 June 4, 2017
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Dirty Fished

Term used when you come across a nasty, smelly, unkempt vagina.
After we went to the bar last night I went to that girls house, and ended up getting dirty fished.
by tict0c January 14, 2019
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weird fish

someone who does entirely moronic things, but means well
Yah, so this guy i'm no longer seeing sends me flowers for valentine's day.. he's such a weird fish
by weepeas February 14, 2017
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fish press

to press ones bare vagina against something. i.e. faces, objects

synonyms: taco press, tea vag
diane passed out and all the girls fish pressed her.
by jonny shingas September 9, 2010
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