bitch

the universal code to pissing someone (preferably a girl) off

*calm conversation*
Guy-"well someones acting like a bitch today"
girl-"Oh no, I know you didn't just call me a bitch!!!!! I'll kill you!!!! Rot in hell douchebag!!!!!"

by comedycorp973 June 23, 2009

BITCH

Complaining excessively.
This is what people do to:
AOL, KFC, Wal-Mart, and all those other companies.

STOP BITCHING YOU BITCHES. YOU BITCH TO MUCH ABOUT BITCH YOU BITCH.
Ther.

by Yomi Mizuhara July 20, 2008

bitch

the person who sits in the middle of a bench seat in a car or truck.

"why can't i sit next to the window? how come i always have to ride bitch?"

"quit complaining, bitch! you are the bitch! quit bitching!"

by azlurker August 2, 2009

bitched

Can mean many things, including when something is messed up, fucked up, or ugly.

It can also be used in a positive way, such as when something is brilliant, amazing, extraodinary, etc. Works well when describing movies and TV shows.

It's possible to use "bitched" in a negative-positive way, or in a compliment inside a diss. See examples.

Can be interchanged with biznatched, but not biotched, because that sounds retarded.

NEGATIVE EXAMPLE:
Your face is bitched. So was Snakes on a Plane.

POSITIVE EXAMPLE:
Dude -- that car is bitched! So was The Departed.

NEGATIVE-POSITIVE EXAMPLE:
You're mom was bitched in bed last night.

by Josh and Kat December 24, 2008

bitch

The last person in line to get cake at a party.

Milton from the movie Office Space was was the party's Bitch

by A brown January 29, 2008

bitch

hoes right?

THAT BITCH EMILY STOLE MY BF

by that_negus_guy February 1, 2017

Eight Bitches in a Bitch Boat

Used when something sucks so incredibly bad that no other adjective will suffice. Also used when one can not think of a suitable word or phrase to describe a situation that can't be any worse.

"Dude I heard what happened to your car, that sucks worse then eight bitches in a bitch boat."

by "Fid" June 12, 2007