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Toilet Texting

Don’t matter if it’s snapchat or texting it’s still toilet texting.
by im110percentright October 29, 2019
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Team Texting

When a friend or a group of friends work together as a team to write a text message.
Steven: " I met this girl last night, and I want to text her but I don't know what to say"

John: " It's cool, we can do some team texting and come up with a good message."
by ssy_244 March 3, 2016
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Freudian Text

Texting using only your phone's predictive function for the laughs.

Can be a hilarious party trick for entertainment; but is also quite revealing about what words someone regularly texts.
I was at a party with that Sally girl, we were playing Freudian Text, it was funny as all hell. She sent me some really messed up stuff!
by Pleiades14 December 31, 2016
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stay text

The act of actively staying in touch by texting.
That Kelsey girl has so many friends, you know she be stay texting.
by FurryDaddy February 1, 2018
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text in sick

A means to call in sick by using a cell phone.
Leonard text in sick again today he doesn't have the the guts to talk directley to the boss.
by ceabel January 30, 2012
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Consta-Text

(verb): The act of continual text messaging with one person over a long period of time.
"Oh my gosh, Katie, guess what? Eric and I have been consta-texting for three days. He's totally into me"
by Pun Lover October 2, 2012
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death texting

is when some creepy perv tracks your phone and sends you creepy texts saying I am right behind you or saying that I am gonna kill you also they might text you (===;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;> that also means death in a really really retarded way.
Death texting
perv- am here to brutally rape you and give you aids while you die in a slow and painful death Perv- ||||||||-) ~~~~~ The other guy- wow I never would of known you had such a small penis Perv- sorry typo
The other dude- OK so a perverted slut told me that he was going to rape me and give me aids and he says sorry? You kind of sick at being creepy...

PERV- I watch you in your sleep

The other dude- OH you just gave it away your my pervy neighbor that Jacks off by the window whenever you see someone walk by

Perv-uuuuuuhhhhh, and then he stops texting.
by Turtle neckin' March 12, 2015
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