splendora texas

A perfectly normal town excerpt for all the retarded gay people, but other than that it has below average drug use in the schools and plenty of school programs to enjoy

Splendora Texas is fine lmao

by WolfDC December 29, 2021

texas pipeliner

That motherfucker who wakes up before the sun comes up. Works until it goes back down, Spends all his money on hookers and blow, Has slept with 3/4 of the female population in the town he's working in, Then drags up to go to the next one.

Those Fuckin Texas Pipeliners keep drinking all the michelob and stealing all the chicks.

by Texpipeliner May 13, 2018

Newton, Texas

Tall pine trees, dreary, boring, town. Full of back wood hill~billies. Large county with nothing in it.

Newton, Texas similar to a Jed Clampet syndrome. If you want to go back in time. Then Newton,Texas is the place for you.

by Judge Roy Bean October 3, 2008

texas waterfall

this is an extreme mullet hair cut.Most often worn by a guy driving a GM product

Nice texas waterfall haircut Joe Dirt.business in the front and party in the back.

by anto`s on topolots September 9, 2009

jacksonville, texas

City for retirement, meth, Crack cocaïne and methadone. Home of inbreds and thieves. If you end up here you hAve really hit rock bottom. Or your a drug addict. Also a large export ofcooking drugs for the less fortunate city's.

Did you see that Crack whore at moody in jacksonville, texas getting robbed?

by Amsterdam 138 December 31, 2016

Texas sharpshooting

Shooting the side of a barn and then drawing a bull's-eye around the bullet hole.

Describing what has happened before is Texas sharpshooting.

by rockyw June 22, 2012

Texas Whore

A blonde bimbo with curly blonde hair who wears makeup and blue eye shadow.

Carrie Underwood is approaching Texas Whore status.

by Ess-tu December 11, 2012