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The Ball Swipe Test

An important test that one must give their newly purchased handheld touchscreen Ipod, pad, Droid, ect.

The test is performed by taking the touchscreen computer and giving it a nice hard straight swipe against the gouch-side of ones testicles.
Friend 1- Hey did you give your new Atrix the ball swipe test?

Friend 2- Hell yeah i gave it the ball swipe test and it didnt even leave a disgusting Venom-Like residual stain.
by J$BazookaRAy April 21, 2011
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Test Tube Baby

H2Hoe/Mimi is a Test Tube Baby
by TigerBlack May 8, 2019
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Server Stress Testing

Testing your own network security through various methods such as DDoS.

Server Stress Testing is absolutely critical to understanding your network's security and where it needs improvement. Server Stress Testing takes your website offline so you can keep it online more in the future!
I used NovalyTech.com stresser to ddos my servers network. This is a method of server stress testing.
by NovalyTech.com January 21, 2015
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School tests grades

The things you can get
E
A++
A+
A
A-
B+
B
B-
C+

C
C-
D+
D
D-
F+
F
F-
G
H
I
J
K
L

M
N
O
P
Q
R
S

T
U
V

W

X
Y
Z++
Z
What school tests grades did you get?
I got I.
by 459395 February 5, 2022
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Tuna can test

when a man inserts his penis into a tuna can and if his shaft touch the side and not the bottom then the man has a chode.
Man Sudhakar, you got a big dick. You should take the tuna can test homie.
by dolphin_mother April 17, 2017
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7 day reply test

This is a test performed on somebody who is not replying to your text messages or has broken the 24 hour reply rule.

The test is to wait a MINIMUM OF 168 HOURS (this is very important) after the last time you sent them a text, and then send them a very universal conversation starter.

If they break the 24 hour reply rule again, then you have proven that they do not want to text you. That's because the chance of them coincidentally not having 15 seconds of time to reply to your text in 2 24 hour periods that are a week apart (assuming they have access and service to their phone) is less than 1 in a billion.

The only possible way this can be the case is if their phone is physically removed from their possession or destroyed. Although this is quite possible, if you keep in touch with the person through other means (facebook, myspace, or especially a face to face conversation) you can find out for sure.
Peter: Damn this girl ain't texting me back, wow

Steve: Has it been 24 hours since you last texted her?

Peter: Yea, why?

Steve: Do the 7 day reply test, wait a week and send her a conversation starter if she doesn't reply 24 hours after that then her phone must be lost/stolen/broken or she ain't tryna text you
by Optical_Epilepsy September 3, 2010
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Butt lickin teste face

A derogatory term used for one who is being extremely gay/annoying, and cant be around.
Chris you fag get the hell away from me you Butt lickin teste face

Jimmy if your gonna be a Butt lickin teste face im gonna beat the shit out of you
by Jointtokes August 29, 2009
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